When someone says something stupid and you don't agree you just yell punt in there face to let them know that what they said has no meaning to you.
Wes says "Dude, i loved that movie Crossroads!"
Phil says "PUNT!"
Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"
Phil says "PUNT!"
Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"
by Phil March 12, 2004
to completly humiliate yourself using crazy tacticts such as eating your own shit, or exposing yourself to a older man secretly wishing the old man spent time in prison, and would role play what those lonely nights behind bars was like with you
one time i was at my friend pauls house, and he was all like feeling bad about himself so he was all like "hey phil, will you...i mean, um...well please dirty darrow me, that will make me feel better" so obviously i was all like 'sure bro" so i shit on a plate and slowly fed it to him like he was a child that was unable to feed himself due to some fatal illness or disease if you will. i also fucked him in the ass. it was awesome.
by phil March 13, 2004
Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.
by Phil January 15, 2005
Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.
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