PHiL's definitions

penis anus

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

by Phil January 16, 2004

salva

Stueee......
stu is all pale!!!
hes all pale like a piece of yeti poo! paler than poo, which is actually brown, but for this pioint its all white! like someone who never leaves the house, cos hes afraid of the BBC!!! (Bilton Blazing Crew) for all you dumb people!

Salva is all stu like

by Phil January 17, 2005

senny

Sen likes to eat yambag.

Sen cried when the cat ate the yambag first.

by Phil March 27, 2003

fleshlight

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.

While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.

by phil February 7, 2005

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

DSLs

Dick-sucking lips

Damn, Angelina Jolie has some nice DSLs.

by Phil November 14, 2003

txt

An absolute mauling of the english language, originally used for abreviations while sending an SMS. Yet some people (or ppl) insist on using at other times when there are no limitations set on the number of characters available.

u cumin out 2nite, we gonna go lern 2 spell

by Phil November 11, 2003