Definitions by PHiL

Turnip 

Referring to a female dog's private parts.

When I bathe my dog, I make sure to get in there and really clean out her turnip.

Turnip by Phil July 29, 2003

Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.

I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.

Chinese basket job by Phil July 29, 2003

Kiwis 

This is just a nice way to refer to a dogs balls. Usually most applicable when the dog lays down, his balls will look like fuzzy kiwis squished between his legs. Have to thank my wife for this one.

We have to get the dog fixed soon. I don't want to see his Kiwis anymore.

Kiwis by Phil July 29, 2003

philaphonic 

a nice and loving guy.. mostly with the name of phil..

philaphonic by phil July 22, 2003

Butt Sac 

Sack of Dingle Berries that is attached to ones ass crack

not possible

Butt Sac by Phil July 20, 2003

nismo 

Nissan Motorsports

nismo is da bomb yo

nismo by phil July 18, 2003

Clampet 

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

Clampet by Phil July 7, 2003