dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

by phil February 09, 2005

whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.

I caught Gil whacking his bag today.

by phil January 25, 2004

Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

by phil September 21, 2004

mewtwo

The only cool pokemon. others that are cool but not as cool as mewtwo: kabutops, articuno, lugia, deoxys and scizor. first appear in red and blue, he is the only pokemon to be at level 70 in the wild.

Ash: i tried to catch mewtwo but he tore out my testicles and replaced them with poke balls...then he stabbed me 100x with his psychicness

by Phil January 21, 2005

slxplovs

The game genie code for Super Mario Bros. 3 on NES that gives you infinite lives!

I'm so lame... I suck at this game... I KNOW! SLXPLOVS! YEAH, I WIN!

by Phil June 28, 2004

Indy

A mobile guiness disposal device often found near sushi bars

Where is the Indy? Over there looking for the sushi bar.

by Phil January 12, 2004

Chuco

some lameass that can only play ball against people 8 years younger and thinks hes the king...

chuco ur not tight at ball, maybe on the xbox

by PHiL May 30, 2003