PETER's definitions

wanka

straight up faget

that kid is a wanka macin it to guys

by peter May 7, 2003

cartball

The game of golf, when played using an electric cart. Use of the cart deprives golf of just about any exercise value. As such, the growth of cartball - at the expense of "walking golf" - is a sign of America's increasing laziness.

It seems as if most men over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a rugged workout.

by Peter March 30, 2005

Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA

*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!

by Peter April 27, 2003

gulder

a roar, or extremely loud shout

Jeez, he let some gulder out of him

by peter January 4, 2005

Shaulis

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.

Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Swamp Donkey

A really fuckin ugly person

Damn, that girl is a swamp donkey or, Hey, there goes swamp donkey

by Peter November 2, 2004

maximilien

The sexiness of all time. The women's lover. maximum intellgince.. Power over everyone.

That guy is a maximilien

by peter March 7, 2005