Urban Dictionary: Definitions by PENIS PATROL

Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.

Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.

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(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.

Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!
Dude: What's that?
Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.

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noun: when two or more people eat a meal while wearing there ipods. Often, the people will never speak to each other.

Dude: those two people enjoying the ipod meal have completely lost any sense of humanity.
Other Dude: indeed.

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