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benitalia

The testicles of a man named Ben. They are like genitalia but are not...THEY ARE BENITALIA!
I lose my benitalia in the war.
by Paul March 22, 2005
mugGet the benitaliamug.

alice in chains

Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Beatles, Zepp... have nuthin on AIC.
by Paul April 2, 2004
mugGet the alice in chainsmug.

kick the can

A children's game, typically played in one or more adjoining backyards. Players set up a base (often a frizbee is used), and place a can (may be a sand bucket, a pop can, an empty can of spaghetti sauce or even an empty nesquick jar), on top of it. They then decide which player is to be it first.

A player who is not it begins the game by kicking the can. All of the players (except the one who is it) run away and hide, as long as they are within the boundry limits. "It", must retrieve the can and place it back onto the base. It may now attempt to find the players. When It finds a player, he must call out that player's name and location. Should that information be correct, a race ensues. The player who is it must run and jump over the can before the (now found) player kicks it. If It wins the race, then the player i caught.

If at any point in the game a player (who has been seen or not) kicks the can, all players are free. This includes when a player out-runs "it" during a "race".

The round ends when all players are caught. The first one to be caught ten becomes "it".

The game ends when too many players quit, or their mothers force them to go inside.

There are various changes of rules in Kick the Can, including, but not limited to: a timed version, a no-race version and a version where more than one player is "it".
by Paul September 25, 2004
mugGet the kick the canmug.

Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
by paul February 16, 2003
mugGet the Blind Wardrobemug.

plaga

A branching race of sperm that has evolved due to the co-existance of man and Salazars.
Salazar put a plaga in Leon and now his organs are going to explode.
by paul March 23, 2005
mugGet the plagamug.

rec0

rec0 is a term commonly used to describe a certain Paul, a British Halo Modder. He is a member of the Halo 2 Mod Team for Halo CE and has appeared on Bungie.net multiple times.
He is also belongs to EPGServers.com and works as the head web designer and trainee customer support.

It may also be used as an alternate word for "pwn".
omgz0rZ j00 just got rec0'ed!
by Paul February 20, 2005
mugGet the rec0mug.

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast
grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard
by paul May 3, 2004
mugGet the nipple headmug.

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