slut puppy

The kind of girl that Every Guy really wants to have available on a whim.

My friend Mace has more than one Slut Puppy at his disposal

Oh man, I wish I had that slut puppy at my disposal

by Paul June 06, 2004

Veng

See ZaPpeh,
Veng = Vengeance
Also known as a Knob Jockey

Veng sucks the Twat.

by Paul July 23, 2004

weeee

To Masturbate, spank the monkey, jack off, fesa.

I'm off to weeee. See you tomorrow.

by Paul September 07, 2003

italians

What romans evolved into

fiat, pasta, olive oil

by paul December 27, 2003

benitalia

The testicles of a man named Ben. They are like genitalia but are not...THEY ARE BENITALIA!

I lose my benitalia in the war.

by Paul March 22, 2005

alice in chains

Greatest band ever!

Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Beatles, Zepp... have nuthin on AIC.

by Paul April 02, 2004

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 03, 2004