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Corvette

A car that old people own because it brings back good memories since the car has been around since '53, not because they want women. Not only owned by old people though. Also owned by young people with good sense of style and knows a good performing car when they see one.
by Paul September 25, 2003
mugGet the Corvettemug.

z0mp

used by nixus regulars meaning rad or tottaly cool
way cool dude! that shit is really z0mp!
by Paul August 12, 2004
mugGet the z0mpmug.

Brand Slave

A person who will only buy and/or wear clothes because of their brand regardless of value, taste or style.
Look at this pathetic asshole. Every article of clothing on him has the Tommy flag - What a Brand Slave.
by Paul August 23, 2004
mugGet the Brand Slavemug.

Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.
"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.
by Paul November 15, 2004
mugGet the Gravel Samsonfrofmug.

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.
I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.
by Paul August 6, 2004
mugGet the donkey assmug.

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest
At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker
by Paul October 12, 2003
mugGet the circle jerkmug.

Grauniad

In the UK, there is a left-wing newspaper called The Guardian which is famed for it's abundance of typos and spelling mistakes which make it through the editing process. One time, they printed their own name as "The Grauniad" and since then it has stuck as an affectionate nickname.
John likes to read The Grauniad.
by Paul April 26, 2004
mugGet the Grauniadmug.

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