PAul's definitions

I hear what you're saying

quit putting stuff up here that I didn't
put here.

by paul October 23, 2003

El Guappo

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.

Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick

by Paul May 7, 2004

lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.

You are a lord_of_muffins.

by Paul January 22, 2005

bopper

any girl that gets down or engages in sexual activity

Damn man look at that bopper over there!

by Paul September 30, 2003

Fox News

Fox Spews does occasionally report worhwhile information. The problem is that it is targeted at uneducated rednecks and egangelists.

According to Fox News, Bush is our new savior, and book learnin is for sinners.

by Paul August 21, 2003

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003

Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.

Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"

by Paul February 16, 2005