PAUL's definitions

marnus

fucking insane, burnt...

Dude, Paul is way more marnus than Luke.

by Paul January 22, 2005

guccidon

Any person that possesses two main qualities: (1) complete ignorance for the existence of any other life forms within its area and (2) extreme stinkiness. A guccidon will "sing" along obnoxiously with previously enjoyable songs, keep all clothes in the shopping bags of the stores they came from even after wearing them numerous times, and speak on the phone using ridiculously loud volumes in extremely annoying languages incredibly early in the morning. He will also spray air freshener before, during, and after using the lavatory as he flushes the toilet a copious amount of times for one visit. These activities are only a sampling of the cornucopia of repulsive activities that can be attributed to the culturally inept guccidon. Do not attempt to remedy a guccidon's many shortcomings, as the total obliviousness to its affect on its surroundings will prevent any progress whatsoever.

(1) The guccidon talked on the phone today and said that at the end of the day the man has the power in the house and the reason the U.S. has such a high divorce rate is because women have too much say. (2) I had a dream I killed the guccidon last night. (3) The guccidon is out "handlin his thang thang" or "lunchin like a munchin". (4) Often goes by initials that don't appear anywhere in his true name.

by Paul February 26, 2004

DAHA

1.)Hi or hey or whats up. A greeting.
2.)Can also be used when you have no comment.

1.)DAHAAA!!!
2.)"I think I might be getting a new fish tank."
"Daha."

by Paul October 9, 2004

ruffe

Something someone slips into a girl's drink so he can have sex with her

Peter wants to slip a ruffe into Tara's drink so he can have sex with her.

by Paul May 13, 2005

Maggot

1) A fly in it's larvae form.
2) A person who throws up for reasons they shouldn't have
3) Verb. To throw up.
4) To trip out when one has not consumed a lot of alcohol or drugs.

see also mag

1) My garbage is filled with maggots.
2) Look at Fred throw up. What a maggot.
3) Holy shit, she just magged all over the lawn.
4) George is freaking out, and he only smoked like .5. What a maggot.

by Paul September 26, 2004

hoot hoot yehudie

The first and second attempt to throw up followed by the first gush of pre digested food

Listen the next time you see someone going to the shit house to puke

by paul December 27, 2003

THE WALK OF SHAME

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet

Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you

by paul January 13, 2004