by Paul April 27, 2004

by paul February 18, 2004

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises
grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
by paul August 03, 2004

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.
"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".
"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.
"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.
by Paul September 10, 2004

by paul April 01, 2004
