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Revolutionary Offensive for French Liberalism denotes a funny situation becuse such a group if they did exist would be utterly useless and ineffective despite their impressive name.
The ROFL is not an elite guerilla squad just a bunch of pansies with a flag...a white one at that! ROFL
by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008
Get the rofl mug.A historical period of suppression of suspected royalists and Girondists by the left thinking revolutionists of the day. Some estimates of up to 40,000 people killed are speculated.
Frenchman 1: We need to get rid of the counter-revs!
Frenchman 2: Lets grab that little girl and behead her I think we won't have to surrender to her because she's French too!
Frenchman 1: Oui. Let us proceed with our Reign of Terror.
Frenchman 2: Lets grab that little girl and behead her I think we won't have to surrender to her because she's French too!
Frenchman 1: Oui. Let us proceed with our Reign of Terror.
by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008
Get the Reign of Terror mug.An acronym for George Bush's Weather Machine. It is commonly believed by Kayne West and others of his ilk that he unleashed this against the black folk of Louisana and that it could not have been the squandering of money, political corruption, or the local/state levels of government not requesting help from the federal level (no that would be too obvious) that could have caused the widespread flooding.
Kayne West: GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE!
Me: What did he use the GBWM? Well, I guess people shouldn't live in Sodom when it is positioned beneath a shaky ass levy.
Me: What did he use the GBWM? Well, I guess people shouldn't live in Sodom when it is positioned beneath a shaky ass levy.
by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008
Get the GBWM mug.Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.
*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*
by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008
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by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008
Get the timothy mcveigh mug.A usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have sexual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. Aptly named since,
A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.
A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.
Mike: See that moon pig right there!
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
Get the Moon pig mug.An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.
The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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