grandpa

Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.

Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.

by Oz January 18, 2005

quat

similar to a wad, only not as thick in consistency, and not lumpy, a regular load generally

ahh it was so satisfying to leave a quat behind

by oz May 23, 2003

fell off the back of a truck

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.

Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck

by oz November 07, 2003

scrub

Really lame and out of date word similar to Da bomb. It means a poser type person. Popularized by the TLC song, now it's only used by people who think the year is 2000.

Joe: He's a scrub.
Bob: And you're lame.

by Oz March 13, 2005

Jesus

The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived. That, like every religion, does not stop people from following in the way of jesus.

Jesus was crucified, man that must of sucked.

by Oz March 19, 2005

bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

by Oz February 03, 2005

white person

A person that is caucasian most likely or albino... or just doesnt get out enough to get a tan. Usually american or British. Not too easy to be racist against caucasians. Words such as honky and cracka just arent insulting!

White people are immune to insult, well kinda.

by Oz January 17, 2005