Owner of a local car 's definitions

im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

submissive cumslut

This is basically my uncle

Unlce ted wants to play 2 minutes in the closet and he keeps calling me a submissive cumslut

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

Staff Job double money

Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money

Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 15, 2022

good looking broad

Well if broad is another word for women u can assume a good looking broad is a good looking woman, its also outdated

Wowzie mama that chickie over there is a good looking broad

by Owner of a local car November 26, 2022

Its schrading time

What uncle Hank says on Breaking Bad all the time.

"Skyler me and Mike love eachother." -walter
"ITS SCHRADING TIME!"

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules

Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won

by Owner of a local car November 7, 2022

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by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022