26 definitions by Overstored Milk
by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014
A HUGE paragraph that is long and looks like an essay. Usually, it doesn't use paragraphs at all. It sometimes hurts the reader's eyes.
WOT is also short for "Wall Of Text".
WOT is also short for "Wall Of Text".
John: ZOMG!!!!!111111!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT1!!!!! I JUST PLAYED A GAME I GOT WHILE I WAS AN INTERN AT NINTENDO. IT WAS POKEMANZ RUBEH I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS WEE LADDY. SO I STARTED IT UP AND EVERYTHING WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND THEN THE GAME STARTED. I NOTICIED TER WUZ A SAVE FILE THAT WAS A GIRL. I WAS PISSED CAUZ I WAS A GUY. SO I PLAYED THE GAME AND TER WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, AND MAY(MY CHARACTER) HAD BLACK EYES AND WAS CRYING BLOOD. I WENT INTO A BATTLE AND MY TORCHIC WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIM/HER/I DON'T FRIKIN KNOW. MY JIMMIES WERE BEYOND RUSTLED BY THIS. MY TORCHIC KILLED THE POKEMANZ AND THERE TRAINER BY SHOOTING THEM WITH A MICRO UZI. HOW THE FUK A TORCHIC CAN HOLD A SUBMACHINE-GUN I WILL NEVER KNOW. THEN MAY KILLED THE TORCHIC AND SAID "UR NEXT". BEHIND ME MAY WAS STANDING BEHIND ME AND SHE WAS HOLDING A BOWIE KNIFE. WHY THE HELL A BOWIE KNIFE I DON'T KNOW. SHE SAID,"THIS IS FOR ALL THE PAIN YOU CAUSED ME". I SAID "BITCH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING". THEN EVIL PATRIXXX APPEARED AND SAID," THIS IS NOT FOR SUFFERING, THIS IS PATRIXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ELEVEN!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT!!!!!!" AND THEN KILLED MAY BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. THEN HEROBRINE, JEFF THE KILLER, LOST SILVER, SLENDERMAN AND SCP-682 CAME OUT AND KILLED MEH.
AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT
Danny: MY EYES!!!
Mike: That was a wall of text.
AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT
Danny: MY EYES!!!
Mike: That was a wall of text.
by Overstored Milk June 24, 2014
Short for "year 2000". Also known as the "Y2K scare" or "Y2K bug".
Since computers only counted the last two digits in a number (e.g. 1984 would be 84), they would reset 1/1/2000 to 1/1/1900. This lead to everyone thinking all of the computers would crash since the PC's wouldn't know what the date was and all the information would be lost forever.
People worried about their money, jobs, houses, loans, all that jazz. We all went berserk and thought we were gonna go back into "caveman times". However, it didn't happen.
Since computers only counted the last two digits in a number (e.g. 1984 would be 84), they would reset 1/1/2000 to 1/1/1900. This lead to everyone thinking all of the computers would crash since the PC's wouldn't know what the date was and all the information would be lost forever.
People worried about their money, jobs, houses, loans, all that jazz. We all went berserk and thought we were gonna go back into "caveman times". However, it didn't happen.
Three minutes before New Year's Day 2000:
Person A: OH FUCK, IT'S Y2K! HIDE IN THE CLOSET!
Three minutes later...
Person A: It's 2000, now what?
Person B: I like yellow things.
Person A: OH FUCK, IT'S Y2K! HIDE IN THE CLOSET!
Three minutes later...
Person A: It's 2000, now what?
Person B: I like yellow things.
by Overstored Milk November 13, 2014
Zach: God donut, this ducking phone won't let me ducking cuss!
Abby: I know we're mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
Zach: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. Know what? Screw this. See you in bell, you ditch. Bye.
Abby: I know we're mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
Zach: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. Know what? Screw this. See you in bell, you ditch. Bye.
by Overstored Milk August 7, 2014
When you watch a VHS tape so much, it stops working, and you have to buy another copy of that movie/record another rerun of the episode you're watching.
"He recorded all the PB&J Otter episodes as a kid. One day, he watched this one episode so many times, he committed VHS murder."
by Overstored Milk February 22, 2015
Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014
*Friday evening*
Person: "I'll start on this science project in a couple of minutes."
*Sunday night*
Person: "This time, I'll start up on my project. Let me just check the time... oh, 10:24 PM."
Person: "I'll start on this science project in a couple of minutes."
*Sunday night*
Person: "This time, I'll start up on my project. Let me just check the time... oh, 10:24 PM."
by Overstored Milk September 3, 2016