Definitions by Overeducatedunderachievinglose
Certificate slut
A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.
I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.
Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.
A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.
Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.
A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
Certificate slut by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020
Slutaliar
A slutaliar tries to downplay their sexual escapades in order to not appear like such a ho.
Also another term, A slutaliar lies about everything someone who lies so much they are also known as a pathological liar.
Can also be shortened slutaliar, when you want to say someone is such a liar
Someone who lies about banging chicks he hasn't and is a slutaliar
A Slutaliar manipulates women with sympathy in order to go out with him
Also another term, A slutaliar lies about everything someone who lies so much they are also known as a pathological liar.
Can also be shortened slutaliar, when you want to say someone is such a liar
Someone who lies about banging chicks he hasn't and is a slutaliar
A Slutaliar manipulates women with sympathy in order to go out with him
I'm sick of him, he's a slutaliar. He is such a liar he lies about what he had for breakfast.
Yo I like this girl but I think she is a slutaliar, I found her on plenty of fish and seeking arrangement and yet she says she's into me only.
Don't be a slutaliar everyone knows your such a liar anyways your making it worse by continuing to make shit up
DJ is a slutaliar, he makes shit up about his life to get women to feel sorry for him.
Yo I like this girl but I think she is a slutaliar, I found her on plenty of fish and seeking arrangement and yet she says she's into me only.
Don't be a slutaliar everyone knows your such a liar anyways your making it worse by continuing to make shit up
DJ is a slutaliar, he makes shit up about his life to get women to feel sorry for him.
Slutaliar by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020
Milfwhip
Older Women who go after a younger man in order to completely control and dominate them using sexual means. To change a younger man using sex as a dangle
Bridget went after kameron to milfwhip him into stop playing destiny. I think this woman is trying to milfwhip me.milfwhipped
Milfwhip by Overeducatedunderachievinglose October 24, 2019
Milfwhipping
This is when an older woman punishes her boy toy for misbehaving. To be in the process of being manipulated by an older woman for sexual favors.
I'm so confused I thought she loved me but my friends say she's milfwhipping me. She sucked my dick so good I didn't know she was milfwhipping me. My babysitter is milfwhipping me now that I'm 20. Milfwhippedmilfwhip
Milfwhipping by Overeducatedunderachievinglose October 24, 2019
Zyprexad
To take too much of the antipsychotic zyprexa and become in a comatose like state. Many do not know how strong this drug is and it can be used as a date rape drug or to knock oneself out for days.
I zyprexad myself without having any idea this non controlled drug was so strong.
My boyfriend zyprexad me to get anal sex
My boyfriend zyprexad me to get anal sex
Zyprexad by Overeducatedunderachievinglose June 22, 2019
Douche Canoe
A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.
“Look at that douchebag over there”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”
“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”
“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”
Douche Canoe by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019
Bridget
A perfect girl for girlfriend material, always there loyal loving and faithful. Can have blue or hazel eyes or blond or brown hair. It’s her energetic personality that gets her lots of love. People are naturally drawn to her. She may get some haters because her genuineness is such that it seems impossible.
Bridget by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019