Definitions by Overeducatedunderachievinglose

Certificate slut 

A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.

This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.

Certificate slut by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

Milfwhipped 

To be extremely enamored and sexually entranced by a much older women. Other meanings are to be p*ssy whipped by an older chick. A young guy willing to do anything to get in the pants of a milf. P#ssy whipped but by an older women. Also see milf whipping

This dude got kicked out of his house because he's been milfwhipped by his moms best friend. She has sexed up her boy toy to the point he is mentally limited and totally milfwhipped. See also milfwhip

Milfwhipped by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

Milfwhip 

Older Women who go after a younger man in order to completely control and dominate them using sexual means. To change a younger man using sex as a dangle

Bridget went after kameron to milfwhip him into stop playing destiny. I think this woman is trying to milfwhip me.milfwhipped

Milfwhip by Overeducatedunderachievinglose October 24, 2019

Milfwhipping 

This is when an older woman punishes her boy toy for misbehaving. To be in the process of being manipulated by an older woman for sexual favors.

I'm so confused I thought she loved me but my friends say she's milfwhipping me. She sucked my dick so good I didn't know she was milfwhipping me. My babysitter is milfwhipping me now that I'm 20. Milfwhippedmilfwhip

Milfwhipping by Overeducatedunderachievinglose October 24, 2019

Zyprexad 

To take too much of the antipsychotic zyprexa and become in a comatose like state. Many do not know how strong this drug is and it can be used as a date rape drug or to knock oneself out for days.

I zyprexad myself without having any idea this non controlled drug was so strong.

My boyfriend zyprexad me to get anal sex

Zyprexad by Overeducatedunderachievinglose June 22, 2019

Bridget 

A perfect girl for girlfriend material, always there loyal loving and faithful. Can have blue or hazel eyes or blond or brown hair. It’s her energetic personality that gets her lots of love. People are naturally drawn to her. She may get some haters because her genuineness is such that it seems impossible.

I need a Bridget in my life as my girl
Where did you get that Bridget to be your girlfriend?

Bridget by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019

Douche Canoe 

A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.

“Look at that douchebag over there”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”

“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”

Douche Canoe by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019