bedpan

A shallow, flat-bottomed container used in healthcare settings for patients who cannot easily get out of bed to use a toilet.

The bedpan feels like something that 5-minute crafts would make.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

biotrauma

Physical or psychological harm caused to living organisms due to biological factors, such as infections, diseases, or toxins.

Trauma biologically is called biotrauma.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.

A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.

Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Airtraq

A brand of video laryngoscope, a medical device used by healthcare professionals for intubation procedures.

Surgeon 1: First day?
Surgeon 2: Yeah, let me just put the Airtraq in and-
Surgeon 1: WRONG HOLE!!!

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

air purifier

A device designed to improve indoor air quality by removing contaminants in the air.

Person 1: Dude, you broke your air purifier.
Jack: I thought I had to purify it.

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

airlock

A sealed compartment in a spacecraft or a building that is designed to allow the passage of people or objects while maintaining a controlled environment, typically to prevent the exchange of air between two different environments.

Astronaut: Airlock ready
Jack: Chicken waffle syrup
Astronaut: Where the hell did you come from!?

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023