40 definitions by Overall1728

biliblanket

A medical device used to treat jaundice in newborns.

A biliblanket is the best blanket for babies!

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Argus Retinal Prosthesis

A medical device designed to provide limited vision to individuals with severe retinal degenerative conditions.

So, does the Argus Retinal Prosthesis fix your retina or does it fix your retina, but your retinal disorder will come back after it wears off.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Alger brush

An ophthalmological tool used to remove small foreign bodies from a patient's eye.

Ophthalmologist 1: let me just put this Alger brush here.
Ophth- fuck this shit I’m not typing all of that again

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

borescope

A tool used for visual inspection of hard-to-reach or inaccessible areas, such as inside engines, pipes, or other confined spaces.

A borescope is technically a telescope for small spaces.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Bodok seal

a specialized washer that ensures a gas-tight seal between the cylinder yoke or regulator of an anaesthetic machine or any medical device requiring a gas supply, and a gas cylinder.

If only a Bodok seal was a real seal and not just some washer for medical purposes.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

autoclave

A device used in various industries, including healthcare and laboratories, to sterilize equipment and materials by subjecting them to high-pressure steam at a specific temperature.

Using an autoclave is the best way to kill bacteria. The pressure might pop your eyes out and your skin might melt, but it is still better than hand sanitizer.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Bárány chair

A medical device used to diagnose and treat disorders of the inner ear and balance system.

The Bárány chair also rotates, meaning that I want a disorder in my inner ear.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023