Overall1728's definitions

aspirator

A suction machine used to remove mucus, blood, and other bodily fluids from a patient for no reason

What is the aspirator going to do? Drain all my blood?

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

artificial urinary sphincter

A medical device used to treat urinary incontinence, typically in men.

So, artificial urinary sphincter is for typically men.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Argus Retinal Prosthesis

A medical device designed to provide limited vision to individuals with severe retinal degenerative conditions.

So, does the Argus Retinal Prosthesis fix your retina or does it fix your retina, but your retinal disorder will come back after it wears off.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Arctic Sun medical device

A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.

The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

analytical nebulizer

A device used in analytical chemistry and scientific research to convert a liquid sample into a fine aerosol or mist of droplets. Also, it is used for medical purposes for some reason.

Man 1: Analytical nebulizer is ready to go!
Surgeon 1: You just burned down a hospital.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Alger brush

An ophthalmological tool used to remove small foreign bodies from a patient's eye.

Ophthalmologist 1: let me just put this Alger brush here.
Ophth- fuck this shit I’m not typing all of that again

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Airtraq

A brand of video laryngoscope, a medical device used by healthcare professionals for intubation procedures.

Surgeon 1: First day?
Surgeon 2: Yeah, let me just put the Airtraq in and-
Surgeon 1: WRONG HOLE!!!

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023