blind insertion airway device

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.

I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

bioartificial liver device

A medical technology designed to support or replace the function of a damaged or failing liver.

bioartificial liver device, the reason to not be an alcoholic.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

aspirator

A suction machine used to remove mucus, blood, and other bodily fluids from a patient for no reason

What is the aspirator going to do? Drain all my blood?

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

airlock

A sealed compartment in a spacecraft or a building that is designed to allow the passage of people or objects while maintaining a controlled environment, typically to prevent the exchange of air between two different environments.

Astronaut: Airlock ready
Jack: Chicken waffle syrup
Astronaut: Where the hell did you come from!?

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

Biophone

A combination voice and telemetry radio communications system used in the 1970s and '80s by paramedics to talk to the physicians supervising them from a hospital base station.

The Biophone, call people biologically.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

analytical nebulizer

A device used in analytical chemistry and scientific research to convert a liquid sample into a fine aerosol or mist of droplets. Also, it is used for medical purposes for some reason.

Man 1: Analytical nebulizer is ready to go!
Surgeon 1: You just burned down a hospital.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

BodyKom

A mobile heart monitoring service that enable care personnel to receive the ECG of heart patients via the mobile network.

Mr. Heart, please step out of the circulatory system and don’t try to run, because I have my BodyKom on.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023