8 definitions by Oscart Mattball
The sudden urge to get up from your cubicle, and scream out "This is Sparta!" in front of all of your unsuspecting coworkers.
"And now for the top story on tonight's Eyewitness News. EMS workers rushed to the scene at Iranian Persian Carpet Company earlier tonight where an employee had a mental breakdown. He kept yelling "This Is Sparta" and started kicking people into imaginary pits that he yelled about as he did so. Preliminary testing showed he is testing positive for Leonidesitis!"
by Oscart Mattball June 19, 2018
Idiology is that perfect balance between idiocy and ideology for which people will blindly vote for. They will vote for people who are even mass murderers (as an example) and defend their vote, simply because they are running under a particular party that the voter is registered for.
John: I can't believe that Charles Manson and Ted Bundy have just been elected President and Vice President of the United States of America.
Jane: I am shocked myself. Isn't Ted Bundy dead?
John: Is he? All I know is that my neighbor voted for them. He expresses his id-iology so well.
Jane: Agreed! He should be so proud of his idiological behavior!!!
Jane: I am shocked myself. Isn't Ted Bundy dead?
John: Is he? All I know is that my neighbor voted for them. He expresses his id-iology so well.
Jane: Agreed! He should be so proud of his idiological behavior!!!
by Oscart Mattball October 15, 2016
Tyrone: So, you think you black huh?
Trevor: I is the blackest fo'shure.
Tyrone: Well then you haven't met Otis. That mothafuckah is a charcoal ghost, he is!
Trevor: I is the blackest fo'shure.
Tyrone: Well then you haven't met Otis. That mothafuckah is a charcoal ghost, he is!
by Oscart Mattball August 16, 2011
A medal that is usually worn around the neck consisting of food that can be eaten, so as to leave nothing but the ribbon.
Kathleen: "Congratulations Alex. Nice meh....Wait... Where your medal?"
Alex: "I ate it. It was one of the most delicious medals I've ever eaten, and I've eaten a lot of them!"
Kathleen: "Why not the ribbon as well?"
Alex: "C'mon Kathleen! It's an edimedable, not an ediribbable!"
Alex: "I ate it. It was one of the most delicious medals I've ever eaten, and I've eaten a lot of them!"
Kathleen: "Why not the ribbon as well?"
Alex: "C'mon Kathleen! It's an edimedable, not an ediribbable!"
by Oscart Mattball January 19, 2023
Hey Epstein, did you see Benjamin at the Halloween party? You think he could have spent a few dollars and gotten a semi decent costume instead of that Rabbi Bradonovich get up which fooled no one!
by Oscart Mattball September 9, 2023
Example:
Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?
Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇
Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?
Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇
by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022
A very obese human being (at time of post, we have evidence to believe that this human being is a female) of puerto rican descent who resides, or had resided in the Bronx and is extremely rude and belligerent to the human race.
John: "Excuse me, but do you have a pen I can borrow. My dying father is in the emergency room, and the hospital needs me to fill out an insurance form."
Lorraine: "What do I look like to you? Some kind of shitty-ass ball-point ink producing factory??? Get outta my way, before I sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a coke machine!"
John: "OMG! There's no need to be a Bronxilla!"
Lorraine: "What do I look like to you? Some kind of shitty-ass ball-point ink producing factory??? Get outta my way, before I sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a coke machine!"
John: "OMG! There's no need to be a Bronxilla!"
by Oscart Mattball December 2, 2009