Oscart Mattball's definitions
Keenwa is for those individuals who are very intelligent when it comes to phonics, and do not pronounce little pieces of grain that are spelled as "QUINOA". That would be QUINN NOAH!
"This keenwa is really wonderful. Sadly, it is spelled inappropriately on every menu that I ever looked at yet all my friends laugh at me. Why? Why? Oh wait!! Squirrel......"
by Oscart Mattball February 13, 2024
Get the keenwamug. Tyrone: So, you think you black huh?
Trevor: I is the blackest fo'shure.
Tyrone: Well then you haven't met Otis. That mothafuckah is a charcoal ghost, he is!
Trevor: I is the blackest fo'shure.
Tyrone: Well then you haven't met Otis. That mothafuckah is a charcoal ghost, he is!
by Oscart Mattball August 20, 2011
Get the Charcoal Ghostmug. The sudden urge to get up from your cubicle, and scream out "This is Sparta!" in front of all of your unsuspecting coworkers.
"And now for the top story on tonight's Eyewitness News. EMS workers rushed to the scene at Iranian Persian Carpet Company earlier tonight where an employee had a mental breakdown. He kept yelling "This Is Sparta" and started kicking people into imaginary pits that he yelled about as he did so. Preliminary testing showed he is testing positive for Leonidesitis!"
by Oscart Mattball June 19, 2018
Get the Leonidesitismug. A medal that is usually worn around the neck consisting of food that can be eaten, so as to leave nothing but the ribbon.
Kathleen: "Congratulations Alex. Nice meh....Wait... Where your medal?"
Alex: "I ate it. It was one of the most delicious medals I've ever eaten, and I've eaten a lot of them!"
Kathleen: "Why not the ribbon as well?"
Alex: "C'mon Kathleen! It's an edimedable, not an ediribbable!"
Alex: "I ate it. It was one of the most delicious medals I've ever eaten, and I've eaten a lot of them!"
Kathleen: "Why not the ribbon as well?"
Alex: "C'mon Kathleen! It's an edimedable, not an ediribbable!"
by Oscart Mattball January 19, 2023
Get the Edimedablemug. Pronounced as "San-Jeep-Ism"
A elongated response of a completely random nature that is structured as neither poetry or prose but rather more of insane indifference.
A elongated response of a completely random nature that is structured as neither poetry or prose but rather more of insane indifference.
Person A: "Hey man, I think the tickets to the Mets game is sold out. I'm sorry, but maybe next time okay?"
and the sangeapism (response) for that would be:
Person B: "I remember how I got interested in the Mets.
Winters I used to run in Flushing Corona Meadows park, for the fresh air. When I got bored of just circling the lake at the south end and craved some mental stimulation I would wander the whole length of the park, passing Shea Stadium.
After a few trips I switched to city streets in winter. I got an analog-digital blue faced watch so that I wouldn't stop too long at stores. I used to pick a street and jog 10 miles, in one of 12 directions.
At a Run to Home Plate at Shea Stadium that icelandic trustee runner lent his watch to a race official, I didn't ask why. It wasn't a ten million dollar watch, just something digital.
Now Shea Stadium is gone, I don't know why."
and the sangeapism (response) for that would be:
Person B: "I remember how I got interested in the Mets.
Winters I used to run in Flushing Corona Meadows park, for the fresh air. When I got bored of just circling the lake at the south end and craved some mental stimulation I would wander the whole length of the park, passing Shea Stadium.
After a few trips I switched to city streets in winter. I got an analog-digital blue faced watch so that I wouldn't stop too long at stores. I used to pick a street and jog 10 miles, in one of 12 directions.
At a Run to Home Plate at Shea Stadium that icelandic trustee runner lent his watch to a race official, I didn't ask why. It wasn't a ten million dollar watch, just something digital.
Now Shea Stadium is gone, I don't know why."
by Oscart Mattball August 14, 2010
Get the Sangeapismmug. Hey Epstein, did you see Benjamin at the Halloween party? You think he could have spent a few dollars and gotten a semi decent costume instead of that Rabbi Bradonovich get up which fooled no one!
by Oscart Mattball September 9, 2023
Get the Rabbi Bradonovichmug. A very obese human being (at time of post, we have evidence to believe that this human being is a female) of puerto rican descent who resides, or had resided in the Bronx and is extremely rude and belligerent to the human race.
John: "Excuse me, but do you have a pen I can borrow. My dying father is in the emergency room, and the hospital needs me to fill out an insurance form."
Lorraine: "What do I look like to you? Some kind of shitty-ass ball-point ink producing factory??? Get outta my way, before I sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a coke machine!"
John: "OMG! There's no need to be a Bronxilla!"
Lorraine: "What do I look like to you? Some kind of shitty-ass ball-point ink producing factory??? Get outta my way, before I sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a coke machine!"
John: "OMG! There's no need to be a Bronxilla!"
by Oscart Mattball December 2, 2009
Get the Bronxillamug.