Definitions by Original Orangutans
Ring culture
A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).
In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."
Ring culture by Original Orangutans March 28, 2023
Puberty ball
A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.
(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)
(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)
Puberty ball by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022
choke artists
The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.
choke artists by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022
Overdog
A sports team that is significantly better than most other teams in their respective league, but fall short of being the best.
In a direct matchup against the best team, they are the underdog.
In a direct matchup against the best team, they are the underdog.
In college football, LSU and Georgia are the overdogs of the Southeastern Conference. They are better than most other teams in the conference, yet are mostly overshadowed by Alabama.
Overdog by Original Orangutans March 27, 2022
Floor Money
Floor Money by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020
Weebspeak
Text-based expressions commonly uttered by, but not exclusive to, weeaboos. Common forms of weebspeak include ‘OwO’, ‘UwU’ and ‘:3’.
P1: “Your drawings are so cute owo”
P2: “Thanks, but please never talk to me in weebspeak ever again”
P2: “Thanks, but please never talk to me in weebspeak ever again”
Weebspeak by Original Orangutans September 9, 2020
Hillbilly
A redneck who lives in the North.
They may also be richer than their Southern counterparts, but not rich enough to blend in with the middle class.
They may also be richer than their Southern counterparts, but not rich enough to blend in with the middle class.
My friend’s uncle has no idea how to use a computer and drives a 27 year old pickup truck, what a hillbilly!
Hillbilly by Original Orangutans November 30, 2019