Floor Money

Money (especially coins) one would find on the floor in public places. See also: finders keepers

The best form of passive income would be to collect floor money.

by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020

Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014

Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)

The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.

by Original Orangutans November 01, 2022

Rubber dick

A typo of Rubber duck.

I have a pretty big rubber dick collection.

by Original Orangutans August 22, 2017

Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.

Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).

by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019

Churger

Short for 'cheeseburger'.

Get yourself a big double churger!

by Original Orangutans May 10, 2023

Tourist trap

A: a place considered to be very popular among tourists, including the local economy being largely dependent on them.

B: a place whose amenities are extremely underwhelming, or even non-existent. In essence, not enough things to do for the average tourist.

C: a place where it's easy to get scammed, or otherwise feels like an unreasonable requirement to spend money to enjoy local activities.

D: a place that's kitsch, childish, and appears outdated.

How come nobody can agree to what a tourist trap actually is?

by Original Orangutans June 22, 2025