Oracle 's definitions

tammeth

Dialect pronounciation of Tamworth. Derogitary term for those of Tamworth origin (or tammies, as opposed to brummies of Birmingham origin.

Hes proper tammeth, dont know his arse from his elbow.

by oracle March 12, 2004

deanth

An underweight bag of weed. Mimics the system whereby an 'eighth' = 1/8 oz and a 'teenth' = 1/16 oz. In practice a 'deanth' will be a bag sold as an 'eighth' but weighing noticeably less.
Named for a dealer who regularly sold such short measures.

"An eighth my arse, this is more of a deanth!"

by oracle December 9, 2008

superkings

Brand of extra large cigarette.

"20 superkings please"

by oracle March 12, 2004

road

Long strip of tarmac or concrete, used for motoring. Regularly sabotaged by new labour.

The roads are hell today

by oracle February 5, 2004

lotus

Sports car, stands for: Lots of trouble, usually serious.

My bloody lotus broke down again

by oracle February 6, 2004

tax

see gordon brown

Gordon the taxman

by oracle March 12, 2004

plastic pig

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.

Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42

by oracle August 19, 2004