Definitions by Oracle
lotus
My bloody lotus broke down again
brum
"Im on the train to Brum"
Tamworth
Town, pop 80,000, 10 miles NE of Birmingham (Brum). Shithole, full of people on the dole. Home to burning cars, 1960's architecture and gatso speed cameras. See also: Vauxhall nova, scally.
hi-vis
Yellow reflective vest, popular with roadworkers, fork lift truck drivers, ravers and residents of Tamworth.
Oi! Who nicked my hi-vis?
motoring
1: British slang: Moving very fast
2: Transport by car, extremely difficult in UK due to excessive taxation by Gordon Brown, numerous Gatso cameras, speed bumps, Ken Livingstone. Impossible in London.
2: Transport by car, extremely difficult in UK due to excessive taxation by Gordon Brown, numerous Gatso cameras, speed bumps, Ken Livingstone. Impossible in London.