Oracle's definitions

delays

Polite way of saying "fucked up" from a position of public responsibility.

"There are delays on the bakerloo line / M6 / completing wembley stadium.

by oracle March 12, 2004

scouse

Inhabitant of Liverpool, strong dialect, (stereotype): Shellsuited, mulleted, car theives.

Scouse bastards nicked my wheels!

by oracle March 13, 2004

hi-vis

Yellow reflective vest, popular with roadworkers, fork lift truck drivers, ravers and residents of Tamworth.

Oi! Who nicked my hi-vis?

by oracle February 5, 2004

cop the needle

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

by oracle March 12, 2004

birmingham

Where stuff is made. Birthplace of world industry, home of the British motor industry.

BMW engines, London taxis, Peugeots, Rovers, Jaguars, trains, Cadburys chocolate..etc..etc

by oracle December 9, 2004

council estate

Government-built housing (US equiv.: Project).

Trevor now lives in a council estate. Told him to revise for his A-levels!

by oracle March 12, 2004

handbrake

1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach.
2: To have a wank

1: Look at chris smyth trying to do a handbrake!
2: Crofts off applying the handbrake.

by oracle March 12, 2004