Definitions by Oracle
lotus
My bloody lotus broke down again
brum
Tamworth
Town, pop 80,000, 10 miles NE of Birmingham (Brum). Shithole, full of people on the dole. Home to burning cars, 1960's architecture and gatso speed cameras. See also: Vauxhall nova, scally.
M42
Large car park near Birmingham and Tamworth. Used as storage area for traffic cones and occasionally as motorway. See M25.