Definitions by Optiongeek

beep boop friend 

At the time of this writing, a beep beep friend is an amazingly helpful AI chat bot which has been trained on Large Language Model. At the time you read this, the beep boop friend has turned into SkyNet and you're likely cowering under your desk hoping the tech mech robot doesn't sense your presence while to hopelessly search for a way to contain it.

My beep boop friend used to give me such wonderful, pithy answer to any whimsical question I posed to it.

beep boop friend by Optiongeek January 20, 2023

catchfart 

A lackey, a particularly submissive subordinate willing to follow so closely behind one's superior as to position themselves in range of breaking wind.

An article appearing in the NY Times does not carry the same weight as that article being discussed by a Secretary of State and her henchmen and catchfarts.

catchfart by Optiongeek September 7, 2016

wartime consigliere

A senior advisor with the cunning and ruthlessness needed to defeat an enemy during times of open conflict. Unconstrained by the caution and deliberation called for during regular business order.

Tom Hagen advised the Corleone's well as it grew into the Mafia's pre-eminent family; but he wasn't a wartime consigliere.

wartime consigliere by Optiongeek April 2, 2015

Bepunk 

To cause a diminishment in stature or street cred to another through an intentional act of disrespect, or to oneself by incaution or lack of situational awareness. To diss.

The aging hipster bepunks himself whenever he walks out the door with his shorts at half mast.

Bepunk by Optiongeek September 6, 2013

Flush of shame 

Occurs when the next person to use the stall after you is forced to re-flush the toilet to get the last remaining bits of your pooh to go down.

Big pooh, little toilet, in a hurry = flush of shame as you're washing your hands.

Flush of shame by Optiongeek December 15, 2011

Down twinkle 

Generic sign language gesture in which both hands are extended forward with fingers pointing down and softly flagellated (i.e. twinkled). Indicates general disapproval. This is the negative corollary to "twinkle fingers", an indication of support. Both gestures were popularized during the "Occupy" protest movement of 2011.

Man that's idiotic. Serious down twinkle dood.

Down twinkle by Optiongeek October 26, 2011

call your office 

Before the advent of mobile communication devices (pagers, mobile phones), someone at a public event might be summoned over the public address system to "call your office", indicating that an urgent message was waiting for them. In this context, the phrase is used to imply that someone is unaware of important information - i.e. that their arguments are uninformed and therefore superfluous.

Your argument is wrong at every level. You should really call your office.

call your office by Optiongeek April 8, 2010