Optical_Epilepsy's definitions
Proof that Sony is getting desperate, does not have any sort of honor, and can't be original anymore. In case you could not tell, the Playstation Move is nothing more than a Wiimote with a ball on top. It's as close to copyright infringment as you can get.
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
Get the Playstation Movemug. Jacob: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?
Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...
Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?
Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?
Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...
Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?
Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...
Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?
Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?
Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
Get the assumptackingmug. When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
Get the illiterated textingmug. These are people who are racists, and when they argue, will try to change the subject or bring something else up whenever something is said against what they believe.
They do this because they know if they address the issue they will lose the argument
They do this because they know if they address the issue they will lose the argument
White supremacists will typically do this in a Youtube argument whenever the video depicts white against black behavior
Deflective racist
Deflective racist
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
Get the Deflective racistmug. The person who tries to spit game or get with somebody for a potential relationship or a one night stand. This person must do everything just right, and if he/she messes up one time they probably won't get anything.
Being a successful aggressor takes practice, because you never know exactly what the other person wants you to say. Just be yourself but also very smooth and things should work out but if they don't then you know one of 2 things
1. Your approach was bad, he/she did not like it, and thinks that defines exactly who you are which they aren't looking for.
2. They aren't in the mood or situation to be talking with guys/girls on that level. They might have a boyfriend/girlfriend and be very committed OR just ain't tryna talk bout that right quick
Being a successful aggressor takes practice, because you never know exactly what the other person wants you to say. Just be yourself but also very smooth and things should work out but if they don't then you know one of 2 things
1. Your approach was bad, he/she did not like it, and thinks that defines exactly who you are which they aren't looking for.
2. They aren't in the mood or situation to be talking with guys/girls on that level. They might have a boyfriend/girlfriend and be very committed OR just ain't tryna talk bout that right quick
Paul: Dude, check out Andy!
Simon: Is he hitting on Mahlia?
Paul: Yea she's super fine and got a good ass to waist ratio he's got balls for that
Simon: I hope he's a good aggressor, you don't wanna mess up with girls like her
Simon: Is he hitting on Mahlia?
Paul: Yea she's super fine and got a good ass to waist ratio he's got balls for that
Simon: I hope he's a good aggressor, you don't wanna mess up with girls like her
by Optical_Epilepsy May 27, 2010
Get the aggressormug. Reading a text, email, or any other type of online message and deleting it without replying
This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.
If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule
This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.
If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule
Steve: I sent this bitch 15 messages over the last 2 weeks and she ain't replying....
Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man
Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
Get the readeletemug. Somebody who takes an exaggeration, a figure of speech, or a hyperbole literally as a pathetic attempt to make you sound stupid
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
Normal Person: It's raining cats and dogs outside!
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 10, 2011
Get the hyperbodickmug.