Booze-boo

Injuries obtained during full on party time. A party "boo-boo"

Bro, I broke my arm last night at that party. It was my only booze-boo though so it was a good night!

by OpieTaylor July 06, 2011

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 01, 2011

bread crumbs

Small, dried up pieces of poop left behind on toilet seats, underwear, carpets, etc.

Bro, i did your laundry the other day and found bread crumbs in your underwear. Clean it up dude.

by OpieTaylor September 16, 2011

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.

Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.

by OpieTaylor November 02, 2011

sexcess kit

The purchase of beer, condoms, and cigarettes in anticipation of a fun night.

Bro, i'm ready for tonight. I showered, put on a clean pair of pants and got my sexcess kit. Party time.

by OpieTaylor July 24, 2011

traveltoo

To get a tattoo while traveling. A tattoo out of the state you live in.

I'm going to Colorado in March and i'm going to get a traveltoo.

by OpieTaylor January 17, 2011

budget shit

The generic version of a expensive product.

I got some birth control that made me lose my mind! It was the budget shit, not the legit shit.

by OpieTaylor February 27, 2011