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Albin Boat

Albin Boat (or Luffare in Swedish, Albustina in Latin (Vit in Swedish)) is a boy that once a year goes out fighting the russian lörkenhaufen demons, Lukas and Palestin, in the woods by the river. If he wouldn't do this every year the demons would get into the human villages and they would start eating all the womans and children. They would take over the minds of the men and they would become zombies only following Lukas and Palestin.

In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.

He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.
Person #1: Have you seen to small kids playing around here, one with red wings and the other one with black hornes?
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Albin Boat managed to save them in time.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2022
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The Potion of Youth

As Johan's birthday approached, Malte and Vilmer knew they wanted to give him a special gift. They had heard rumors of a powerful potion of youth that could restore youth and vitality to even the oldest person, and they knew that this would be the perfect gift for their dear friend.

But obtaining the potion would be no easy feat. The potion was said to be guarded by a powerful wizard who lived in a castle deep in the mountains. The wizard was known to be highly skilled in magic, and had many traps and obstacles in place to keep intruders out.

Malte knew that his toffel shoes would come in handy for the journey, allowing him to move swiftly and quietly through the wizard's castle. Vilmer, on the other hand, was confident that his love for pork would provide the distraction they needed to get past the wizard's guards.

Together, the trio set out on their quest. As they made their way through the mountains, Malte's toffel shoes allowed him to easily navigate treacherous terrain, while Vilmer used his pork to distract any animals that crossed their path.

When they finally arrived at the wizard's castle, they found that it was heavily guarded. But Vilmer had a plan. He cooked up a delicious pulled pork sandwich and set it out as bait, luring the guards away from their posts.
With the guards distracted, Malte used his toffel shoes to sneak into the castle undetected. He navigated the twisting corridors and avoided the wizard's traps until he finally found the potion of youth.

But just as Malte was about to take the potion, he was caught by the wizard. The wizard was furious that Malte had made it so far into his castle and was about to take his prized possession.

Vilmer heard the commotion and rushed to Malte's aid, brandishing a pork chop as a weapon. He used his love for pork to distract the wizard, giving Malte the opportunity to grab the potion and escape.

With the potion of youth in hand, the trio made their way back to Johan's home. They presented the potion to Johan, who was overjoyed at the thoughtful gift.

Thanks to Malte's toffel shoes and Vilmer's love for pork, they were able to overcome the obstacles and obtain the potion of youth for their friend. It was just another adventure in the life of the amazing Toffelhjälte Malte Wegbratt and his trusty sidekick Vilmer Andersson.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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The Treasure of Engelbräckt

After many battles together, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become the best of friends. They had defeated countless monsters and evil sorcerers, and they were always on the lookout for new adventures. One day, they heard a rumor about a secret treasure hidden on a distant island, known only as the treasure of Engelbräckt.

Determined to find the treasure, Malte and Vilmer set out to build a boat. Vilmer's knowledge of ropes and knots, combined with Malte's skill with a hammer and saw, allowed them to construct a sturdy vessel that was capable of withstanding the roughest of seas.

They set sail across the open ocean, battling through storms and fending off attacks from sea monsters. But Malte and Vilmer were undaunted, driven by their desire to find the treasure and uncover its secrets.

Finally, they reached the island of Engelbräckt. It was a wild and untamed place, covered in dense jungle and filled with dangers at every turn. But Malte and Vilmer were determined to press on.

Using their skills and wits, they hacked their way through the jungle, battling fierce beasts and avoiding deadly traps. At last, they came upon a hidden temple, buried deep within the heart of the island.
Inside the temple, they found the treasure of Engelbräckt. It was a dazzling array of jewels, gold, and ancient artifacts, all shimmering in the light of the setting sun.

But Malte and Vilmer soon realized that the treasure was not theirs to keep. It belonged to the people of the island, who had been oppressed and exploited by pirates for many years. Malte and Vilmer knew that the right thing to do was to return the treasure to its rightful owners.

With the help of the islanders, they fought off the remaining pirates and restored peace to the island. And though they had not kept the treasure for themselves, Malte and Vilmer knew that they had gained something far more valuable: the satisfaction of doing the right thing and the knowledge that they had helped make the world a better place.

As they sailed away from the island, they looked back at the temple and the treasure of Engelbräckt, knowing that they had made a difference in the lives of those who had once been oppressed. And they knew that there were still many adventures waiting for them in the future, driven by their unbreakable bond and their unwavering courage.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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Vilmers Love

Once upon a time, there was a man named Vilmer. Vilmer was a lover of all things delicious, but his love for pulled pork was unmatched. He would travel far and wide just to taste the best pulled pork in the world.

One day, Vilmer decided to embark on an adventure to find the best pulled pork sandwich. He packed his bags, gathered his courage, and set out on his journey.

His journey took him through mountains, deserts, and forests, but he never lost sight of his goal. He tried pulled pork sandwiches in every place he visited, but none of them lived up to his expectations.

As he continued on his journey, Vilmer encountered many obstacles. He fought off wild animals, crossed treacherous rivers, and battled fierce storms. But through it all, he kept his eye on the prize.

Finally, after many months of traveling, Vilmer stumbled upon a small town in the middle of nowhere. There, he found a tiny diner with a sign that read, "The World's Best Pulled Pork Sandwich." Vilmer's heart leaped with excitement, and he rushed inside.
As he took his first bite, Vilmer knew that he had found what he had been searching for all along. The sandwich was juicy, tender, and bursting with flavor. Vilmer closed his eyes and savored every bite.

From that day on, Vilmer traveled the world, searching for new and exciting pulled pork sandwiches. He had many more adventures, but none were as satisfying as the one that led him to that tiny diner.

In the end, Vilmer realized that his love for pulled pork had taken him on a journey of a lifetime. He had seen things he never thought possible and tasted flavors he never imagined existed. He knew that he would never tire of his toxic love for pulled pork, and that he would continue to explore the world, one sandwich at a time.

Vilmers Love really is amazing
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
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Vilmers Origin

Once upon a time, in a small village nestled in the lush green hills, lived a man named Vilmer Andersson. Vilmer was known throughout the village for his love of pulled pork. He had a secret recipe that he had inherited from his grandfather, which he believed made the best pulled pork in the world.

One day, as Vilmer was preparing his famous pulled pork in his backyard, an evil troll appeared out of nowhere. The troll was a notorious troublemaker who had terrorized the village for many years. Vilmer was initially frightened, but he soon realized that the troll was after his pulled pork. The troll snatched the pork off the grill, tossed it onto the ground, and burned it to a crisp.

Vilmer was heartbroken. His beloved pulled pork, his pride and joy, had been destroyed. He knew he had to do something about the evil troll, and he decided to fight it with the only weapon he had – his love for pulled pork.

Vilmer spent many days and nights perfecting his pulled pork recipe, adding new ingredients and experimenting with different cooking techniques. He became obsessed with creating the perfect pulled pork, the kind that would bring joy to people's hearts and make them forget about the evil troll.
As he worked on his recipe, Vilmer began to notice something strange happening in the village. People who had once been afraid of the troll started to gather around his backyard, lured by the delicious smell of his cooking. Vilmer's pulled pork had become a beacon of hope in a village overrun by fear and despair.

And so, Vilmer decided to take his pulled pork on the road. He loaded up his cart with pots of steaming pulled pork, and he set out to visit neighboring villages. Everywhere he went, he shared his delicious food, bringing people together and giving them a reason to smile.

As word of Vilmer's pulled pork spread, the troll became increasingly angry. It was as if Vilmer's love for his cooking had somehow weakened the troll's power. The troll tried to attack Vilmer and his cart, but the villagers rallied around him, protecting him and his precious pulled pork.

In the end, the troll was defeated. Vilmer's love for pulled pork had triumphed over evil, and the village was once again a happy and peaceful place. And Vilmer? He continued to cook his pulled pork, sharing his love and his recipe with everyone he met.

This is the story of Vilmers Origin
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
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As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were on their latest adventure, they stumbled upon a devastated kingdom. The buildings were in ruins, and the fields were barren. There was no one in sight except for a lone giant, sitting in the middle of the wreckage.

The giant, whose name was Issam, had the sweetest soul of any giant the trio had ever met. He was heartbroken that his kingdom was destroyed, and he didn't know how to rebuild it on his own.

Malte, Vilmer, and Johan knew they had to help. They offered to use their unique skills to help Issam rebuild his kingdom.

Malte used his toffel shoes to scout the area and locate any materials that they could use to rebuild the kingdom. Vilmer used his love for pulled pork to prepare delicious meals for the trio and for Issam. And Johan used his knowledge of magic to make the rebuilding process go faster.

Together, they worked tirelessly, day and night, to rebuild the kingdom. They worked on the buildings, repaired the fields, and even planted new crops. Issam was grateful for their help, and he assisted them with his incredible strength.
As the days went by, the kingdom slowly began to take shape once again. The buildings were restored, and the fields were blooming with new crops.

Issam was overjoyed to see his kingdom coming back to life. He was also grateful to have met Malte, Vilmer, and Johan, and he knew that he could always count on them.

With the kingdom fully restored, the trio bid farewell to Issam and set off on their next adventure. They knew that they had made a difference in Issam's life, and they felt proud of what they had accomplished.

As they continued on their adventures, they knew that they would always remember the giant with the sweetest soul, and the rebuilding of his kingdom would remain as one of their greatest achievements.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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The Bestest of Friend

The trio had been through so many adventures together, fighting monsters, rescuing kingdoms, and saving the day. They had faced countless dangers, overcome impossible obstacles, and grown stronger with each challenge.

As they sat around the campfire, enjoying the warmth and comfort of each other's company, they looked back on all that they had been through. They shared stories, jokes, and memories, reminiscing about all the good times they had shared.

It was then that Malte spoke up. "Guys, I just want you to know that you're the best friends I've ever had. I don't know what I would do without you. You've always been there for me, and I appreciate that more than anything."

Vilmer nodded in agreement. "Same here. You guys are like family to me. I don't think I could have faced half of the things we've been through without you."

Johan smiled. "You're not alone. I feel the same way. You guys are my best friends in the entire world, and I'm grateful for every moment we've spent together."

The three friends sat there, basking in the warmth of their friendship. They realized that no matter what happened in the future, they had each other, and that was all they needed. They knew that they could face anything together and come out stronger on the other side.
As the night wore on and the stars twinkled above, they made a promise to each other. They promised to always be there for one another, to always support and encourage each other, and to never forget the bond that they shared.

And so the trio went to sleep, content in the knowledge that they were the bestest of friends in the entire world.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2023
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