OneFuckingMachete's definitions

Sex Movies

A movie that shows a sex, masturbating, or orgasm scene. Rated R

Sex Movies are the best #nohomo

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis

Female skeletons are a microvirgin

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Penis

Me

Dick is penis

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

MicroVirgin

A female who has a small anal and vagina. This is very rare in men

Your average MicroVirgin is more lesbian than a regular lesbian

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

That Gay Guy Across The Street

He’s staring at me through my window...

That Gay Guy Across The Street

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Kushinity

Virginity for Kush

I lost my Kushinity with Mark

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Kermitkaze

The act of performing a kamikaze in an outfit that resembles Kermit the Frog.

Yeah I’m gonna do a kermitkaze, wanna come?

by OneFuckingMachete October 19, 2020