"They'll burn you up and char you well, and put your feet on the road to Hel. They'll put your ashes in the ground and then they'll raise up a great big mound. And when your names in Runes on a stone...they'll slay a thrall so you won't be alone!"
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Any of 115 species in 30 genera (sub-family Psittacinae) of small slender seed-eating parrots. Parakeets are small slender parrots that have long pointed tapering tails. Most people think of the budgerigar when they think of a parakeet, but the budgerigar is one of many species of parakeet. They are commonly kept as pets and often sold very cheaply which results in large numbers of them being abused and dying well before their life expectancy is up. Parakeets can live up to 15 years or more, but often don’t make it past 4 in captivity.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

1. Generally thought of as a entity who is carbon and water based, has a complex cellular organization, can undergo metabolism, possesses the capacity to grow, responds to stimuli, can reproduce, and through natural selection adapt in succeeding generations.
2. The time you are alive on Earth and what you do with it.
2. "Life" is pictured as a young lady who symbolizes youth and anticipation for all that lies ahead of her, the continuation of life, and of spring; she represents enchantment, expansion, and the promise of new beginnings. Life is typically dressed in white, light pink and light yellow. She sees the world with child-like wonder and fascination.
2. The time you are alive on Earth and what you do with it.
2. "Life" is pictured as a young lady who symbolizes youth and anticipation for all that lies ahead of her, the continuation of life, and of spring; she represents enchantment, expansion, and the promise of new beginnings. Life is typically dressed in white, light pink and light yellow. She sees the world with child-like wonder and fascination.
1. Earth contains about 75 billion tons of life.
2. What are you going to do with your life?
3.. In some artwork, Life is pictured as being held in a romantic embrace of Death (the Grim Reaper).
2. What are you going to do with your life?
3.. In some artwork, Life is pictured as being held in a romantic embrace of Death (the Grim Reaper).
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

by OneBadAsp November 03, 2006

A cultural trend where it is 'cool' to claim to be a bisexual even if you are not just so you can get attention. Much more common in women than in men. It is often done to get a rise out of people.
Please note though that not everyone who claims to be bisexual is saying it for attention; there are real bisexuals out there.
Please note though that not everyone who claims to be bisexual is saying it for attention; there are real bisexuals out there.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
