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A military term meaning "fuck it, got my orders". Used when someone wants you to do something but you are busy doing something else.
Figmo by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
1. That which contains all love, caring, courage, compassion, tenderness, gentleness, happiness, awe, loyality, passion, hope, beauty, feeling, laughter, trust, charity and joy!

2. An important thing to have.
You have a heart of gold.
Heart by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
Doing in bed what others only think about.
There are many types of kink.
Kink by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.
Sex on the beach by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
1. A four legged reptile with external ear openings and movable eyelids. Some lizards can change color in response to their enviroment such as the Chameleon and Anole. Most lizards are harmless to humans, only very large ones such as the Komodo dragon can kill or injury you. Lizards feed on insects and plants. Most lay eggs but some give birth to live young. They are well known for being able to regrown lost tails and limbs.

The most popular lizards sold as pets are Iguanas, Bearded Dragons, Leopard Geckos, and Monitor Lizards to name a few. They require more care then most exotic pets and need their cages cleaned frequently.

2. Someone who tries to move in on your sweetheart when you're not around. AKA Birddog.
1. I enjoy watching the lizards play in the garden.

2. He's a lizard, he is moving in on Rick's girlfriend.
Lizard by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Bicurious 

Someone (can be male or female) who is interested in exploring sex with a memeber of their own gender but who either hasn't gotten around to it yet or the thought isn't a raging priority. Often used by people who are unsure whether or not they are bisexual, homosexual or hetrosexual.
Cindy is bicurious whereas Tucker is bisexual.
Bicurious by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Fuck Buddy

A friend or acquaintence whom you occasionally (or often) have sex with. While the sex might be serious, the relationship isn't.

AKA Friends With Benefits,Good Buddy
Kelsey was left wondering whether or not the "friend" her cousin Emily spoke about so much was her boyfriend or fuck buddy.
Fuck Buddy by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006