Fuck it Im gonna fornicate. I rather lose my virginity to fornication rather than being married then losing virginity.
by One little hellian November 08, 2017
He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.
Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.
by One little hellian November 18, 2017
by One little hellian February 23, 2017
The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.
Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.
Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.
Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.
by One little hellian February 13, 2017
by One little hellian October 03, 2017
take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.
by One little hellian February 10, 2017
Some fatass bitch who gets money but can't go and fucking work for a living because they are too busy getting fucking fat.
If you are a welfare bum well go work and if ends still can't meet then you need welfare. If not go fuck yourselves.
by One little hellian February 23, 2017