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Definitions by One little hellian

valentine's day 

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.
Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.

school bus 

The thing that takes you to hell.
O fuck here comes the school bus.
school bus by One little hellian February 10, 2017

fire alarm

The thing that scares you awake in school.
Little boy: ZZZZZZZZ
Fire alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Little boy: Oh shit
fire alarm by One little hellian February 10, 2017

Christmas 

Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school
Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.
Christmas by One little hellian February 10, 2017

mayonaise 

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.
take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.
mayonaise by One little hellian February 10, 2017

High School

Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.

9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.

10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.

11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.

12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
Idiots who try to make themselves look good in public but really are embarrassing.
If you want to be corny then go ahead and embarrass yourself in public.
corny by One little hellian January 17, 2017