welfare bum

Some fatass bitch who gets money but can't go and fucking work for a living because they are too busy getting fucking fat.

If you are a welfare bum well go work and if ends still can't meet then you need welfare. If not go fuck yourselves.

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

High School

Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.

9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.

10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.

11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.

12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.

Fuck the high school

by One little hellian January 18, 2017

mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

Easter

It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.

Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.

Easter of 2050:

Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.

Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>

by One little hellian April 20, 2018

halloween

the day I get away with scaring little kids.

Hell yeah Halloween rocks

by One little hellian October 03, 2017

dora

A girl who needs immediate therapy. Either that or she is high as fuck here. Thinking her bookbag can talk and throw objects up in the sky so where she can catch them. Then her retarded map she thinks can talk. It doesn't matter if the show is for little kids or not the way I see it she is on something or needs immediate therapy.Then her relationship with that fucking short ass monkey. Im suprised he hasn't lost his virginity. Oh wait they probably did it in boot's tree. While the little kids were looking into her backpack she probably stripped down and got bare ass naked.

Jesus, whatever Dora is on I need to get me some of that.

by One little hellian November 13, 2017

elementary school

The best damn thing of my life. There was no detentions back then. You just either had to apologize or sit timeout. You actually made friends for who you were. The teachers were way nicer and you actually got rewarded for doing good work.

Elementary school was fun. Now that Im in retarded high school I was I was back in elementary school

by One little hellian November 13, 2017