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Daydreaming

Thing that kids do to escape school and reality
Teacher: Would anyone like to explain me this.
Kid says nothing

Teacher: you

Kid: what

Teacher: what were you doing

Kid: telling you to suck deez nuts.

Whole class laughs

In terms of reality the kid was daydreaming. Isn't clear and obvious that kids do this to escape reality.
by One little hellian February 15, 2017
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Bibletard

Bibletards are people who are a mixture of a retard and and idiot. They are people who preach to people and don't even know what the heck they are preaching about. The sad thing they are like Jehovah's Witnesses because bibletards get their face slammed into the door.
Bibletard
by One little hellian March 13, 2017
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procrastination

Thing kids like to do when its time to do homework.
I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination

Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
by One little hellian February 14, 2017
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middle school

1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.

2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.

3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.

4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary

5.) see hell
1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.

Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY

emo: ITS FUN

2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole

4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.

5. The Government welcomes you to hell.

So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
by One little hellian January 12, 2017
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elementary school

The best damn thing of my life. There was no detentions back then. You just either had to apologize or sit timeout. You actually made friends for who you were. The teachers were way nicer and you actually got rewarded for doing good work.
Elementary school was fun. Now that Im in retarded high school I was I was back in elementary school
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
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Paw Patrol

The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.
:( paw patrol is a messed up show.
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
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Christmas

Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school
Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.
by One little hellian February 10, 2017
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