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Bibletard

Bibletards are people who are a mixture of a retard and and idiot. They are people who preach to people and don't even know what the heck they are preaching about. The sad thing they are like Jehovah's Witnesses because bibletards get their face slammed into the door.
Bibletard
by One little hellian March 13, 2017
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middle school

1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.

2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.

3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.

4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary

5.) see hell
1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.

Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY

emo: ITS FUN

2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole

4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.

5. The Government welcomes you to hell.

So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
by One little hellian January 12, 2017
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corny

Idiots who try to make themselves look good in public but really are embarrassing.
If you want to be corny then go ahead and embarrass yourself in public.
by One little hellian January 17, 2017
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High School

Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.

9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.

10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.

11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.

12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
by One little hellian January 18, 2017
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school bus

The thing that takes you to hell.
O fuck here comes the school bus.
by One little hellian February 10, 2017
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fire alarm

The thing that scares you awake in school.
Little boy: ZZZZZZZZ
Fire alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Little boy: Oh shit
by One little hellian February 10, 2017
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Christmas

Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school
Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.
by One little hellian February 10, 2017
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