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oil city area high school

A place you never want to go. You are a supposive young adult there. When you get in trouble for something that you didn't even do you get locked in a small ass room that gets to a fucking 100 degrees fahrenheit. Sometimes half the shit you get in trouble doesn't even make any fucking sense. For example if you just are asking some lady if she is going to become a school shooter you will get in trouble. I wonder if the principal is a pedophile since the girls who look attractive and look good get away with just about every fucking thing.Even if they did something and need to be disciplined they still don't .Evidence.
To sum it all up if you want a better education and your attending oil city area high school, then get the fuck out and run while you have the fucking chance. If you don't attend this school and plan to don't. Trust me youll be better in the long.
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
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dora

A girl who needs immediate therapy. Either that or she is high as fuck here. Thinking her bookbag can talk and throw objects up in the sky so where she can catch them. Then her retarded map she thinks can talk. It doesn't matter if the show is for little kids or not the way I see it she is on something or needs immediate therapy.Then her relationship with that fucking short ass monkey. Im suprised he hasn't lost his virginity. Oh wait they probably did it in boot's tree. While the little kids were looking into her backpack she probably stripped down and got bare ass naked.
Jesus, whatever Dora is on I need to get me some of that.
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
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Paw Patrol

The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.
:( paw patrol is a messed up show.
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
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barney

He is so fucked up. He teaches kids that they need to love their families inside and out. Probably why incest occurs. Barney teaches kids that the world is a beautiful place. The sad thing it is not. We are trying to kick ISIS ass back to where it came from. The world is down on money. Donald Trump became president and is possibly going to start a world war 3 on top of a nuclear war. Barney all he is doing is making little kids believe that the world is a wonderful place and to prove it he sings these retarded songs. He also makes it to where kids have no personality or life.
Barney needs to go to hell
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
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santa claus

He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.

Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.
by One little hellian November 18, 2017
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Easter

It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.
Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.

Easter of 2050:

Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.

Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>
by One little hellian April 20, 2018
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valentine's day

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.
Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.
by One little hellian February 13, 2017
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