One little hellian 's definitions

detention

It's not good at all. Some detentions can vary depending on what you did. For example if you told the principle to go to hell that is a full day. If you simply had your phone out in class then its a lunch detention. Full day detention are way worse. 2 restroom breaks, not allowed to go to the cafeteria to get your lunch ( the teachers get it for you) and your teachers send ALL the work you have to do down to detention in my school. Worst of all if you don't get it done, congraluations you just got 2 to 3 hours of homework. After school detentions are the worst. You are held in school after everyone has left. Ive only got lunch detentions. its where you get your lunch then go to detention.

To basically sum it all up if you want to be with your friends, go home, or not have a whole ton of homework dont get a detention.

by One little hellian September 26, 2017

welfare bum

Some fatass bitch who gets money but can't go and fucking work for a living because they are too busy getting fucking fat.

If you are a welfare bum well go work and if ends still can't meet then you need welfare. If not go fuck yourselves.

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

High School

Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.

9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.

10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.

11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.

12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.

Fuck the high school

by One little hellian January 18, 2017

fire alarm

The thing that scares you awake in school.

Little boy: ZZZZZZZZ
Fire alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Little boy: Oh shit

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

santa claus

He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.

Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.

Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.

by One little hellian November 18, 2017

freshman

The student who receives it from the upper grade. What I mean by that is that freshman tend to get beaten up more thrown in the back of the lunch line in preparation for senior authority. The freshman generally tend to rely on their older friends so that if older kid comes to kick their ass then they can stick up for them.

Thank God Im no longer a freshman. Im a sophomore.

by One little hellian October 3, 2017

mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017