Definitions by One Love

fuckin nose 

your booger holder that sometimes gets hairy sores

I got a sore in my FUCKIN NOSE!
I blew it and a bunch of hair came out and now its just a boogery scab!
FUCKIN NOSE!

fuckin nose by OnE LoVe November 29, 2004

muscular pancake 

When a person squeezes another persons cock between their ass cheeks.

Burl Gore gives the best muscular pancakes!! My dick was sore for a week!

muscular pancake by OnE LoVe October 16, 2004

ratch

gross, disgusting or just plain shick ass shiznit.

My brother is ratch!

ratch by OnE LoVe October 4, 2004

fubumagoo 

What homestarrunner says when strong bad tries to get him to say fhqwhgads.

Strongbad: Say it with a flourish...FHQWHGADS!

Homestar: FUBUMAGOO!

Strong Mad: DOUGLAS!

fubumagoo by OnE LoVe August 26, 2004

curtains match the carpet 

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

curtains match the carpet by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003

french handshake 

the act of anal sex

In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.

french handshake by OnE LoVe August 22, 2003

cockblocker

an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch

Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.

cockblocker by OnE LoVe August 10, 2003