Definitions by Omni

Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

Jurassic slapass by Omni November 13, 2003

Pack 

A man's genitals and/or the surrounding area.

I think that chick was lookin' at my pack

Pack by Omni November 13, 2003

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

suck puppy schlong by Omni November 12, 2003

the Roast 

see also the Force. An undefinable power that permeates all things, living and inanimate. This power allows those who are keenly attuned to it enjoy clarity of thought and reach a level of understanding of the universe beyond empirical observation.

"May the Roast be with you, always."

the Roast by Omni November 11, 2003

milkbags 

slang term for a woman's breasts.

"That blonde's got some great milkbags. Are they real?

milkbags by Omni November 11, 2003