GFILF

Meaning grand father I'd Like to Fuck

Although he may be wrinkly, he is foxy, and he is a GFILF.

by OliverS May 07, 2005

withp

The way a person with a lisp would say "lisp".

Guy with lisp: Hey can I jutht grab a theat, pleathe. Do you guyth really think I 'ave a whithp?

by OliverS May 05, 2005

THE BACKHAND

A masturbation technique in which you grab your dick from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed).You rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down, and you sometimes have to pull your penis to the side a little bit. And then you would jack off.

I walked in on my friend doing "the backhand" to himself and he crapped himself.

by OliverS May 05, 2005

Pyrite

A brass-colored mineral, FeS2, occurring widely, used as an iron ore and used in producing sulfur dioxide for sulfuric acid. Also known as fool's gold because it looked like gold and people used to think it was.

When the miners struck the jackpot of pyrite they thought it was gold, they tried to sell it for big bucks and then it was tested after bought from them, and then the miners were shot by the buyers.

by OliverS May 16, 2005

Rogaine

Hair growth formula that comes in a black bottle.

Bigfoot bathes in "Rogaine"

by OliverS May 07, 2005

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by OliverS May 05, 2005

inflation

n. An increase in price for goods and services. Also when money loses value, decline in the purchasing power of money.

..."in inflation everything gets more valuable except money"...

by OliverS May 16, 2005