The way a person with a lisp would say "lisp".
Guy with lisp: Hey can I jutht grab a theat, pleathe. Do you guyth really think I 'ave a whithp?
A masturbation technique in which you grab your dick from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed).You rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down, and you sometimes have to pull your penis to the side a little bit. And then you would jack off.
I walked in on my friend doing "the backhand" to himself and he crapped himself.
To fire one off is to take a crap.
I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.
With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.
I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".
Very similar to feminem
. A name for the homophobic depressed rapper, Eminem, or Marshall Mathers. Because one his rap names is Slim Shady, people decided to make fun of it and turn it into Slim Lady, because he resembles one.
I went to a Slim Lady
concert and there were 13 year old girls that were soon to be beaten along with 20 year old dangerous black men.
A biggot is basically another word for a racist.
Damn KKK, full of those country club biggots.
"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"