Definitions by Old Norse Õthinn
The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)
A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.
Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008
The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT)
The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) consists of a male who inserts his male reproductive organ between a female's breasts and proceeds to thrust repeatedly. After a short period of time, the male discontinues this procedure and visits the lavatory in an effort to place a prophylactic over his quivering member. Upon his return to the previous location, he finds the female covering her face and blushing from the situation. She then begins to redress and leave the premises.
Tom: Yo, Dino i just got a bad Cormier Cock Tease and it was the worst feeling ever!
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**
The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) by Old Norse Õthinn March 23, 2008
The Overlord
The act of having sexual relations with an abnormally large and homely female in order to further his friend's chances with her better looking female accomplice.
Did you hear Roger's just performed The Overlord with shamu so Alan could score with that one sorority chick. Rogers is such a swell feller, but he might have contracted an STD in the process.
The Overlord by Old Norse Õthinn December 1, 2006
The Cormier
The act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. Instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a dildo) making the female suspect that you're "in her" but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack hammer and philips-head screwdriver (you guessed it--the man with the plan). Right before the first strike from the concrete-destructing machine, you say "I'm literally like the Socrates of fries right now"
The Cormier by Old Norse Õthinn November 24, 2006
The Oden's Return to Sender
After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.
I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!
The Oden's Return to Sender by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006
Odener
One who follows in the footsteps of Oden Viking Warrior and performs "The Oden." A truly brilliant innovator who is respected and admired by all moral human beings and a true idol for young adults around the world.
That Odener is so hardcore that he performed the Oden with his own mom. With years of practice, I can only dream of being as well renowned as him.
Odener by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006
The Oden's Hanging Sidekick
While performing The Oden on a lucky female, the woman must perform fellatio on another gentleman. When the person playing the part of "Oden Viking Warrior" cuts off the female's head, her jaws will clamp down on the third party's purple helmet warrior causing her cranium to look like a christmas tree orniment hanging from the male's Big Bamboo branch; nevertheless, his face will light up like a Christmas tree from the sheer joy.
Person 1: Man I wish I can experience the joy and excitement of The Oden's Hanging Sidekick.
Person 2: I've done it twice, and the feeling is Excruciating...Excruciatingly DELIGHTFUL!!!
Yeah, i was jingle belling all the way home...if you know what I mean!
Person 2: I've done it twice, and the feeling is Excruciating...Excruciatingly DELIGHTFUL!!!
Yeah, i was jingle belling all the way home...if you know what I mean!
The Oden's Hanging Sidekick by Old Norse Õthinn November 20, 2006