Definitions by Oh Shit I'm Dead

female 

The more subtle gender

I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.

female by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 24, 2005

suicide 

People say suicide is selfish and cowardly. That's bullshit. It's more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit, just so you can keep them around because they make you happy or some shit. It is not they're duty to keep you happy whilst they go through hell, you fucking morons.

Someone decided their live was no longer living, so when they killed themselves, all the sensible people who loved them felt very sad, but realised that it would be selfish to expect them to go on living, just for their own pleasure.

suicide by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

william hung 

Proof that the music industry is going downhill and has been for a long time. The idea that someone could get a record deal just because they look and sing funny is despicable.

It's fucking music, not your fucked up face.

william hung by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

blink-182

I don't get it. What's so punk about them. Where's the rebellion. All I see is a lead singer singing in a whiney nasal voice.

If only there were some letter in the english language to represent a whiney sound.

blink-182 by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

fashion 

People trying to look cooler than eachother by wearing the same clothes

Last casual clothes day at my school, 50% of the people in my year wore polo shirts.

fashion by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 8, 2005

logic-whore 

Someone who will step into a joke and ruin it with their excessive use of logic.

Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you're balls are large or hard enough to do that.

logic-whore by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 28, 2004

Anarchy

A thing which, even if it were desirable, would be impossible. There will always be a group of people who are willing to organise themselves and fight for government. They will either kick our asses into submission to a worse from of government, or we will have to organise ourselves, and fight back, meaning that when the conflict is over we'll be left with a government which we'll probably end up keeping by choice, or they'll decide they like having power an force us into it.

Government is no different to anarchy, because government is, in rrality, just a group of people imposing their will on us, so any type of organisation will evolve into a government.

Anarchy by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 21, 2004