Ogre Saliva

shrek's cum

omg yes daddy gimme some of that ogre saliva

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

watermelon sugar

female cum

Ayy mami gimme that watermelon sugar

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Costco

the happiest place on earth

person1 - we're going to costco
person 2 - FUCK YA

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

mariah cracken

the most psycho bitch you will ever encounter she is literally insane and drives like a fucking maniac

every time i get in the car with mariah cracken i fear my life

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

vittorio

the hottest person ever like no joke yall this man won the genetics lottery cause HOT DAMN

all the girls at school are in love with vittorio

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

bruh

when someone says something so fucked up the only appropriate response is bruh

person 1 - hey man i really wanna fuck mr. wildeman
person 2 - bruh

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020