Offrey J's definitions

Flick the Dangler

A game played in the washroom where friends flick their scrotums and compete for highscores.

I am the Flick the Dangler Champion!

by Offrey J June 17, 2006

Dirty Dung Flop

Tossing poo at someone.

Dude, what smells? I think it is that guy over there... he got dirty dung flopped.

by Offrey J May 30, 2006

Land Whale

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.

Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.

by Offrey J May 27, 2006

messy marty

when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.

Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

Snap-On

A dildo strictly constructed out of Lego (no megabloks).

Ouch, it feels like I just got out of prison cuzza my girlfriend's Snap-On.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

Tree Farm

Noun.
Refers to pubic hair/ pubes.

Wow, check out the trimming on my tree farm!

by Offrey J June 17, 2006

Nurple Crab

The act of twisting someone's nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins.

I just got Nurple Crabbed

by Offrey J June 17, 2006