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Land Whale

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.
Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.
by Offrey J May 27, 2006
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Dirty Dung Flop

Dude, what smells? I think it is that guy over there... he got dirty dung flopped.
by Offrey J May 30, 2006
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Nurple Crab

The act of twisting someone's nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins.
by Offrey J June 17, 2006
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Sunshine in a Glass

The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.
Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.
by Offrey J June 11, 2006
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Sunshine in a Glass

The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.
Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.
by Offrey J June 11, 2006
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Tree Farm

Noun.
Refers to pubic hair/ pubes.
Wow, check out the trimming on my tree farm!
by Offrey J June 17, 2006
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Flick the Dangler

A game played in the washroom where friends flick their scrotums and compete for highscores.
by Offrey J June 17, 2006
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