Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Offrey J

Nurple Crab

The act of twisting someone's nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins.

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Noun.
Refers to pubic hair/ pubes.

Wow, check out the trimming on my tree farm!

Tree Farm by Offrey J June 17, 2006

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A game played in the washroom where friends flick their scrotums and compete for highscores.

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The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.

Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.

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The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.

Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.

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A dildo strictly constructed out of Lego (no megabloks).

Ouch, it feels like I just got out of prison cuzza my girlfriend's Snap-On.

Snap-On by Offrey J June 11, 2006

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when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.

Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.

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