Footos

The Foo Fighter's version of Mentos, as seen in the music video, "Big Me"

"Footos would be fucking awesome to buy"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Preppy Leftovers

A preppy girl who dates almost everybody and the school. She goes out with someone for a couple of weeks and breaks up with them. Mainly, they are easy to fuck around with but they fuck you at the end.

"I dont know why Jonny is dating Jassidy, all she is preppy leftovers and she will probably break up with him tomorrow"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Skeet Shake

A guy masturbates in a shake (any kind) and makes the girl chug it all down.

"Sandra said that the skeet shake I gave her was the best shake she ever had"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Pubic Stache

When a guy rubs skeet on a girls upper lip and then puts his pubes on her upper lip to make a pubic mustache. (huge turnoff)

"I made a big mistake by giving her a pubic stache"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Sock Scooper

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)

"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."

by Oeltjens January 30, 2010

They Say

A bad ass song from the band Scars on Broadway. Probably their number one hit.

"If you were me could you defend,
The given rights to all of men,
Let's fuck the world with all its trend,
They say it's all about to end,
They say it's all about to end"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010