Definitions by Oeltjens

Pocket Adventure 

When a girl reaches in a guy's pocket and plays with a his dick

"I heard Anna gave Jimmy a pocket adventure in physics class!"

Pocket Adventure by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Footos

The Foo Fighter's version of Mentos, as seen in the music video, "Big Me"

"Footos would be fucking awesome to buy"

Footos by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Preppy Leftovers 

A preppy girl who dates almost everybody and the school. She goes out with someone for a couple of weeks and breaks up with them. Mainly, they are easy to fuck around with but they fuck you at the end.

"I dont know why Jonny is dating Jassidy, all she is preppy leftovers and she will probably break up with him tomorrow"

Preppy Leftovers by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Skeet Shake 

A guy masturbates in a shake (any kind) and makes the girl chug it all down.

"Sandra said that the skeet shake I gave her was the best shake she ever had"

Skeet Shake by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Pubic Stache 

When a guy rubs skeet on a girls upper lip and then puts his pubes on her upper lip to make a pubic mustache. (huge turnoff)

"I made a big mistake by giving her a pubic stache"

Pubic Stache by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Cock Blocked Myself 

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

Cock Blocked Myself by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

They Say 

A bad ass song from the band Scars on Broadway. Probably their number one hit.

"If you were me could you defend,
The given rights to all of men,
Let's fuck the world with all its trend,
They say it's all about to end,
They say it's all about to end"

They Say by Oeltjens January 31, 2010