Odd Aleson's definitions

Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.

Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

Diggin’ The Both

Enjoying spending time with your friends; enjoying spending time with yourself as well.

Friend: “What’s up guys?”
Me: “Not much man, just Diggin’ The Both!”

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

Shistul

An exclamation for when you can’t say shit.

Just fun to say.

Use it in front of friends and family at your leisure.

Me: *stubs toe on table*
Me: “HOLY SHISTUL!!”

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

Ridiculiscious

When something is ridiculously delicious.
Can’t even describe how good something tastes.

Me: *takes a bite out of chocolate cake*
Me: “That’s f***ing ridiculiscious!”

by Odd Aleson July 27, 2018

Tink

Mispronounciation of the word ‘think’.

The sound a Glockenspiel makes when you hit it.

Tinker Bell’s nickname.

Me: *strikes the Glockenspiel*
*tink*

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

punhub.com

A parody of the website pornhub and contains many puns. A mystical website not known to many.

Friend: “Yo dude, where can I find some sick puns?”
Me: “Bro, just go to punhub.com!”

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

Alexification

When your buddy Alex makes your songs sound beautiful.

Me: “Thanks for the Alexification!”

by Odd Aleson July 27, 2018