Definitions by Octopod

plumbing 

The reproductive system (gender neutral).

She went to the OB-GYN to have her plumbing checked out.

plumbing by Octopod November 6, 2003

graybar hotel

Jail; hoosegow; the can; the jug; the calabozo; the slammer. A school of crime where you can get free medical care from Vietnames quacks and get ass-fucked as often as you like, or more. Also graybar motel.

I kited some checks, so they sent me on a three-month vacation at the graybar hotel.

graybar hotel by Octopod November 6, 2003

Coneheads

A very funny movie about pointy-headed aliens, based on a skit from the old Saturday Night Live. See Remulac; mass quantities.

Not only did you fail to appear at the appointed time, you interefered with all of the events which were to come.
-- Coneheads

Coneheads by Octopod November 6, 2003

Can 

1. To give up on or desist from an activity.
2. To fire (an employee).
3. Buttocks; keester; butt; rump; gluteus maximus.
4. Jail; the slammer; hoosegow; calabozo; graybar motel; the jug.
5. Complete and on reserve, as of a film.

1. Can the tickling, kids, before someone starts to cry.
2. I thought the boss was going to give me a raise, but instead I got canned.
3. She had a can on her like the Queen of Bulgaria.
4. I got outta the can last week and yesterday I got busted again.
5. UPN has five episodes in the can, so don't worry about them.

Can by Octopod November 6, 2003

shit from shinola 

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.

"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."

shit from shinola by Octopod November 6, 2003

pig out 

Overeat; indulge in gluttony.

Went to the garlic festival and pigged out. Vampires beware!

pig out by Octopod November 6, 2003

snot rag 

handkerchief; tissue; kleenex

Throw that filthy snot rag in the trash, piggo!

snot rag by Octopod November 6, 2003