Octopod's definitions

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Coneheads

A very funny movie about pointy-headed aliens, based on a skit from the old Saturday Night Live. See Remulac; mass quantities.

Not only did you fail to appear at the appointed time, you interefered with all of the events which were to come.
-- Coneheads

by Octopod November 6, 2003

whip it out

Pull out one's penis, cock, virile member without further ado.

So ya say ya want some head. Whip it out, buster!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

plumbing

The reproductive system (gender neutral).

She went to the OB-GYN to have her plumbing checked out.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

shit from shinola

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.

"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."

by Octopod November 6, 2003

pig out

Overeat; indulge in gluttony.

Went to the garlic festival and pigged out. Vampires beware!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

snot rag

handkerchief; tissue; kleenex

Throw that filthy snot rag in the trash, piggo!

by Octopod November 6, 2003