Octopod's definitions

Poon Tang

Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. Not from Tagalog, but from French "putain", meaning "whore."

Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.

by octopod November 27, 2003

Captain Pissgums

The leader of the "pervert pirates" in S. Clay Wilson's comix.

Captain Pissgums had an immense knurled rod.

by octopod November 23, 2003

Serdar Argic

Mythical poster on Usenet sites, who promoted Turkish nationalist causes and denounced Armenians, Romanians and what not. Probably a robotic program, but a legend in his own mind.

The Romanians were bred as slaves to serve the Ottoman Empire.
---Serdar Agric

by octopod February 18, 2004

fress

To eat gluttonously; to consume mass quantities like an animal.

From German and Yiddish "fressen", "to eat (referring to an animal)", as opposed to "essen," "to eat (referring to a human being)."

Sol and Sam were at the deli, fressing away on huge pastrami sandwiches.

by Octopod November 15, 2006

perpetrator shoes

White sneakers, in NYPD parlance a few years back. See perp.

The kid was walking along First Avenue wearing perpetrator shoes.

by octopod July 16, 2004

big whites

Large white panties used by middle-aged women, as in the Midwest.

There I was, hanging laundry in my big whites--I was so embarassed.

by octopod December 17, 2006

kicker dog

Any dog roughly the size of a football, such as a Chihauhua or Yorkshire Terrier.

I went to her house and she had three squirrely kicker dogs running around in the living room.

by octopod October 29, 2006