Octopod's definitions

shtick

A bit from a comedy or other showbiz routine; by extension, any person's idiosyncratic performance. From Yiddish "shtick" = Ger. "stuck", meaning "piece."

I asked him for me $20 back, and he went into his usual shtick -- something about losing at pinochle.

by octopod January 23, 2004

ass from first base

A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.

When it comes to installing drywall, I don't know my ass from first base.

by octopod November 12, 2003

keek

Cunt, pussy, vagina, poozle.

Ah, up yer mudda's keek!

by octopod December 6, 2003

virile member

Pretentious and retro euphemism for shlong, wang, cock, unit, tool, pole, bone, rod.

Please refrain from inspecting my virile member, Your Majesty, I animadverted.

by Octopod November 7, 2003

terminally

Fatally, irremediably, beyond hope of change. E.g. terminally stupid, terminally cute.

Miz Thang, your dimples are terminally cute, but your boytoy is terminally stupid.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

bilge bunny

Some one truly low and disgusting.

There comes Sheila! She's a true bilge bunny!

by octopod November 9, 2003

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by octopod July 11, 2004