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Normie memes

Normie memes come in all shapes and sizes, but generally most of them share the same "top white header caption" format with an accompanying image below. See the attached GIF for an example.

Normie memes also share other common properties, such as deliberate JPG artifacts, the overuse of emojis, and (regarding the caption) a pronoun followed by a colon.

Normie memes do not include the "impact text superimposed on an image" type of meme. Those are classic/old-school memes.
Dude 1: Hey bro, whatcha doing?
Dude 2: Oh nothin, just scrolling through some normie memes on 9gag
Dude 1: Oh nice nice
by Obv troll is obvious December 29, 2020
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E-girl

What the devil created to keep men horny all the time.
Me: Ah, what a perfectly fine day! Time to do some spring cleaning!
Me a second later: *randomly opens tik Tok and sees a barely legal brunette twerking on camera*
Me: Oh no... must.. not.. resist..... fapping.....
*hand instantly grabs penis*
Me: ARGHHH!! CURSE YOU DEVIL AND YOUR E-GIRLS!!!!!!
by Obv troll is obvious March 18, 2021
mugGet the E-girlmug.

gay people are gay

The phrase "gay people are gay" is a self-explanatory tautology, as well as a paradoxical statement. Gay people technically are gay, but at the same time the pejorative use of gay also leads some very sensitive people to conclude the opposite. Hence, it's paradoxical.
Bobo: "gay people are gay"

Kiki: "WTF DID YOU JUST SA— hey wait a minute, that's actually true"

Bobo: "hah, gotee"
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
mugGet the gay people are gaymug.

Social speedster

Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.

This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.

But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.

Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.

The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
mugGet the Social speedstermug.

Pogchamps

Let me give you the complete etymology of this compound slang word.

It is correct that the first part of this word, POG, refers to the abbreviation for "play of the game". {Source: Wikipedia}

And so hence, Pogchamps would technically (and was probably intended to) refer to someone who is so good at a game that they always get POG.

However, gradually, this term has cultivated a new meaning for members of the streaming website Twitch.tv.

Now, Pogchamps exists as a versatile Twitch emote used to convey something or someone that is awesome and cool.
The first part of this term, pog, is also commonly used as an adjective or interjection to convey feelings of shock, excitement, and delight.

There is also now a online Chess tournament called PogChamps.
Friend 1: Omg look at my new gaming PC my parents bought me!
Friend 2: Wow that's so pogchamps!

Friend 1: Hey guess what?
Friend 2: What??
Friend 1: I just hit over 10,000 subscribers on my YouTuber channel today!!
Friend 2: Dang you're a pogchamp!
by Obv troll is obvious October 30, 2020
mugGet the Pogchampsmug.

t-bagged

To have one's dead body spam crouched by another player in any video game, especially online FPS games. Most commonly seen as an act to establish dominance, but mostly people just do it for fun.
Player 1: Camping at their base
Player 2: sneaks up behind him, kills him with a knife, then t-bags him
Player 2: *over the mic* Get t-bagged dawg
by Obv troll is obvious January 2, 2021
mugGet the t-baggedmug.

Sammicher

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.
Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG
by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020
mugGet the Sammichermug.

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