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Cool math games

Cool math games is a flash game website whose clever URL makes the site immune to virtually every school's URL filter, and thus unblocked. Contrary to what most kids might believe, Cool math games is not a recent thing, it has been around since 1997. For the past 22 years, this site has provided both Millennials and Gen Z an escape from the boredom reality of school.

Some cool facts about coolmathgames:

1) The website is older than most of its users
2) Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as technically all games require you to think.
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on cool math games
by Obv troll is obvious March 8, 2021
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MANOVA

When somebody in ur stats course falls asleep, you yell "MANOVA!!!!!!!!" at them to signal to the entire class that someone has fallen asleep. More often than not, the person who fell asleep will wake up with this dazed half-awake look on their face, and then panic when they realize the entire class is staring at them.
When I noticed that Carl had collapsed onto his desk, I Immediately yelled "MANOVA !!!!!!!!" to alert both the students and the professor so that they are aware of the situation at hand.

After a few seconds, Carl wakes up with this dazed look on his face, rubs his eyes, and then realizes everybody is staring at him.
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
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touch grass

What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now
Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
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gay people are gay

The phrase "gay people are gay" is a self-explanatory tautology, as well as a paradoxical statement. Gay people technically are gay, but at the same time the pejorative use of gay also leads some very sensitive people to conclude the opposite. Hence, it's paradoxical.
Bobo: "gay people are gay"

Kiki: "WTF DID YOU JUST SA— hey wait a minute, that's actually true"

Bobo: "hah, gotee"
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
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so anyway i started blasting

The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
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Troll

We all know what a(n internet) troll is. It's someone who intentionally says something offensive or controversial within a forum or comment thread, just to elicit a reaction.

Unfortunately nowadays this term is often abused as an "argument stopper", where somebody calls someone a troll just because his/her viewpoint does not align with theirs, or that they refuse to believe what they said was true. That is not unwarranted per se, especially if the person unironically said something so stupid or misguided (e.g. earth is flat), but even a person with a reasonable point or who is telling the truth could be labelled a troll.
Person 1: Pineapples on pizza is the best thing in the entire world!
Person 2: Please stop trolling, thanks.
Person 1: k

Person 3: OMG I just found a $100 bill on the ground!
Person 4: No you didn't, stop trolling for attention troll.
Person 3: Wha....
by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021
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The troll effect

When somebody on the internet starts trolling in a comment thread, it often elicits more people to come and troll (for the lulz). The larger the "troll train", the more trolls it will attract. This is known as the troll effect.
User 1: Wow! It's so nice to see another rover on mars!
User 2 (in reply to User 1): Bet they didn't tell you that the footage was all recorded in a studio!!
User 3 (in reply to User 2): Shhhh!! Brainwashed people are sensitive to these truths. Careful with what you say ;)
User 4: This is obviously all fake. I call BS.
User 5: You guys really believe that this is real? lmao
User 6: Can you trolls just shut the fuck up? You're only amplifying the troll effect.
by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021
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