The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Neo-English

A new dialect of English that developed in the early 2000’s and is becoming more prominent in the 2020’s, words such as pog, cap, boomer, etc replaced their modern English counterparts starting in the late 2010’s

Guy: Sorry I don’t speak 2020.

Other guy: it’s called Neo-English

Guy: eat shit and die

Other guy: OKAY BOOMER

by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

Pimposter

In among us, any player who happens to be imposter and is dubbed “safe” by a player

I got the pimposter award! Kneel before me mortals! I NOW REIGN SUPREME WITH NO RIVAL!

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Normie

A Normie is a disgusting joke of a person that is a stereotypical human being in the 2020’s. They listen to mainstream rap, pop, and hip hop music and usually have a shitty ass playlist involving Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, or Cardi B or some dumb fuck. The stupid ass mothafuckn’ retarded ass normie ass bitch ass normie, can be seen through a window of a normal house playing fortnite or call of duty, whilst engorging themselves with junk food. They always seem to claim to be fucking everybody’s mothers at all times especially the night before an intense gaming session on roblox. The now accepted normal matches with this behavior and is accepted by weaker adults, but strongly opposed by boomers, and Karens.

Guy 1:Dude I hate Caleb so fucking much.

Guy 2: Yeah ikr he’s a fucking normie.

Guy 1: I just wanna tear his eyeballs out, roll em in batter, deep fry em, and stick em back in.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.

Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

Fore man

Someone who maintains athletic ability long after their “physical prime” named so after the legendary world heavyweight champion George Foreman

Tom Brady is the best fore man I’ve ever seen in the NFL

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Libtard

Someone who believes in American socialism and a dangerous amount of government control, usually stereotypically hippocratic and tend to employ logical fallacies in all aspects of life

“Jesus fuck! My neighbor Amy is such a fucking libtard, last time I was at her house, I jumped out the window and ran home screaming violently and shitting my pants aggressively!”

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021