Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Obiwan723

Molestation

A station for moles to vibe and chill without consequence

Mole #1: yo ima head down to the molestation.
Mole #2: Mk
Mole #3: penis

Molestation by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Get merch

The fear of lesbians and their monstrous physical capabilities

My doctor diagnosed me with lesbiaphobia last week, he prescribed some AntiPuss to help

Get merch

Someone who maintains athletic ability long after their “physical prime” named so after the legendary world heavyweight champion George Foreman

Tom Brady is the best fore man I’ve ever seen in the NFL

Fore man by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Get merch

The act of switching off the lights on an innocent civilian who is taking a shit

Me and the bois went switching at Walmart last night but we almost got pinched by the security!

Switching by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Get merch

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.

Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao

Simposter by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Get merch

In among us, any player who happens to be imposter and is dubbed “safe” by a player

I got the pimposter award! Kneel before me mortals! I NOW REIGN SUPREME WITH NO RIVAL!

Pimposter by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Get merch

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations

...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

Get merch