Definitions by Obiwan723

Unmortirepeatablistically 

Adverb: describing the way of philosophers that believe in the impossibility of the act of repeating life or resurrection

We are unmortirepeatablistically cautious around dangerous places

Unmortirepeatablistically by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

Neo-English 

A new dialect of English that developed in the early 2000’s and is becoming more prominent in the 2020’s, words such as pog, cap, boomer, etc replaced their modern English counterparts starting in the late 2010’s

Guy: Sorry I don’t speak 2020.

Other guy: it’s called Neo-English

Guy: eat shit and die

Other guy: OKAY BOOMER

Neo-English by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

White Nigger 

A white person who inexplicably behaves like a black person. These people generally refer to blacks as “brother” or “nigga” etc. and are on occasion, actually accepted into black cultures and society

That white nigger looks sus as fuck not gonna lie.

White Nigger by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

Limposter

In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game

I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness

Limposter by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

Pingas

Alternative name for penis

HELP MY PINGAS IS STUCK IN THE DOOR

Pingas by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

Autosexual 

Adjective: Describing a person who is sexually attracted to himself, or a clone of himself.

I think my little sister is an autosexual! I caught her sucking her own pussy and tasing herself in the ass repeatedly. She proceeded to shit all over her carpet and blast fresh pussy juice all over the walls and ceiling!

Autosexual by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

The Flatulence Scale 

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

The Flatulence Scale by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021