Obiwan723's definitions

Switching

The act of switching off the lights on an innocent civilian who is taking a shit

Me and the bois went switching at Walmart last night but we almost got pinched by the security!

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Fore man

Someone who maintains athletic ability long after their “physical prime” named so after the legendary world heavyweight champion George Foreman

Tom Brady is the best fore man I’ve ever seen in the NFL

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Lesbiaphobia

The fear of lesbians and their monstrous physical capabilities

My doctor diagnosed me with lesbiaphobia last week, he prescribed some AntiPuss to help

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Molestation

A station for moles to vibe and chill without consequence

Mole #1: yo ima head down to the molestation.
Mole #2: Mk
Mole #3: penis

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Autosexual

Adjective: Describing a person who is sexually attracted to himself, or a clone of himself.

I think my little sister is an autosexual! I caught her sucking her own pussy and tasing herself in the ass repeatedly. She proceeded to shit all over her carpet and blast fresh pussy juice all over the walls and ceiling!

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Pingas

Alternative name for penis

HELP MY PINGAS IS STUCK IN THE DOOR

by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021