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geico

I don't know how their insurance is but I love their commercials. Honestly among the dumbass Mcdonalds commercials, tampax ads, jamster and cingular, Geico commercials are the highlight of tv ads.
Bob: I'm going to shoot myself.
Jim: Hold on dude, a geico commercial just came on!
Bob: seriously? ok i'll live but im saving the gun for a tampax of mc'dees commercial.
by Oz January 22, 2005
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I love you dude

Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.
Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you dude.
Bob: word mayn
by Oz January 26, 2005
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internet bad ass

A nerd who plays online games and acts tough. If you piss him off he will probably say he could take you in real life and ask for your address incase he wins the lottery in which case he'll have to make room for alot of ass beatings.
Ted: WOW DUDE I PWNZORD YOU LET ME GET YOR ADDRESS SO I CAN PWN YOU IN RL!
Bill: shut the fuck up nerd boy
by Oz March 11, 2005
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Lolzor

bob: HEY!
john: LOLZOR!
by Oz January 6, 2005
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kaneanite

I fucked Torrie Wilson yesterday. She was no Kaneanite.
by OZ November 20, 2003
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yeehaw

If you're southern, got a little redneck in you or you're happy you can say YEEHAW!
Bill: Here's your lottery winnings, all 1 bachillion gazillion of it!
Will: YEEHAW!
by Oz March 3, 2005
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achilles

Not known to be a true or false. Achilles was a warrior, maybe the greatest that ever lived. It is said that his mother held achilles, when he was a baby, by his ankle and dipped him into the river Styx; everything the sacred river touched became invulnerable but the ankle remained dry and unprotected. It is said that during the war for Troy, Achilles was wounded in his tendon and died from the wound. He was not en evil man, just mislead but it is well known that the city of Troy would not of been taken had Achilles not been involved.
The achilles tendon is named after achilles, the greatest warrior ever.
by Oz January 17, 2005
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