silent alarm

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.
My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.
by Oz October 10, 2003
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viva la bam

Fucking funny show similar to jackass but not quite as good. Still great though. Stars bam margera, his friends, his parents and his crazy giberish speaking uncle Don Vito.
Bam: Hey vito is that your car in 1000 pieces over there?
Vito: whya godda tearapart mycar! dammit bam, bedoaopaotiodiad adodoo!
by Oz May 18, 2005
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Lolzor

bob: HEY!
john: LOLZOR!
by Oz January 06, 2005
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laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.
1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"
by Oz February 27, 2005
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nerd talk

I consider nerd talk to be leet or any other really annoying nerdy looking talk.
Billy: OMGZORZ U TOOKZOR MY MONEYZOR!
Bob: Uhh, SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD BOY, GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!
by Oz March 04, 2005
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fuckbang

Whoa! that was one hell of a fuckbang!
by Oz March 27, 2003
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bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person
He is so hot, I would love to bed him.
by Oz February 03, 2005
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