OTIS's definitions

vurb

V_erb (n)
Big baller in the ATX who's got teh bling bling on tha pinky ring.

Ya I got the Vurb CD in my car!

by OTIS March 13, 2003

awkward

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out parallel to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.

(long pause) ...awkward...

by Otis October 14, 2004

sap

Small Asian Penis, referring, of course, to the size of the male genitalia of Asian men.

All Asians have saps.

by Otis February 9, 2005

free Anquan

#81 on the Arizona Cardinals; Something Righetti has always wanted

How would you like a FREE Anquan?

by Otis January 18, 2005

cock-gun blast

The overly messy explosion of semen, sperm, man juice, etc. all over the face of a woman who has just given a guy head. A cock-gun blast generally gets in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and just about anywhere you can think of.

Some whore was lickin my giggle stick and she told me to tell her when. I timed it just right that she pulled away and got a full-on cock-gun blast.

by Otis May 13, 2005

DH

Designated hitter

Up next is the DH, David Ortiz.

by Otis May 9, 2004

fart

a musty smelling gas that comes out of your dirty anus.

Oh shit!,that fart parted my brothers hair!!!

by otis June 4, 2004