A step below panhandling, a Bailey is the act of using your mental retardation and offensive oder to lure a stranger into providing you with food or cigarettes with no intention of ever paying them back. When caught performing a Bailey, one must act even more mentally challenged while stuttering incoherently like a useless moron.
I just got paid, but I'm going to pull a Bailey and wait at the counter untill someone notices how bad I smell and in sympathy, pays for my cigarettes so I can quickly get home to my obese bipolar wife.
by OG Bobby Hill December 04, 2019
Get the Bailey mug.Used by African Americans and other street dwelling individuals, especially in the St. Lucie jail system, to refer to two people or things together. Most effectively used while shouting as loud as possible across a dormitory while others are sleeping.
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After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.
by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019
Get the Douche Puffette mug.Employees of hire quest who are required to sweep the floor until it's time to shoot up in the portable restroom and pass out. Other responsibilities include attempting to steal tools, fabricating family emergencies, chain-smoking and taking a single sip of Mountain Dew before opening another can. Members of the Nod Squad often reside in the Fentanyl Forest.
There's a married couple passed out on the floor surrounded by soda cans and empty caps. I guess they hired the Nod Squad today.
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Yo, we need another moron to spend 8 hours sweeping the same room. Go grab another nigga from the fentanyl forest.
by OG Bobby Hill December 04, 2019
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by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019
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