OG Bobby Hill's definitions

Fentanyl Forest

A magical enchanted land of tents and cardboard box homes, where hopes and dreams are exchanged for the contents of a glycerin cap. This plumbing and rent free village is the main breeding ground for future employees of Hire Quest.

Yo, we need another moron to spend 8 hours sweeping the same room. Go grab another nigga from the fentanyl forest.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

Nod Squad

Employees of hire quest who are required to sweep the floor until it's time to shoot up in the portable restroom and pass out. Other responsibilities include attempting to steal tools, fabricating family emergencies, chain-smoking and taking a single sip of Mountain Dew before opening another can. Members of the Nod Squad often reside in the Fentanyl Forest.

There's a married couple passed out on the floor surrounded by soda cans and empty caps. I guess they hired the Nod Squad today.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

Hire Quest

A day labor employment agency that specializes in providing equal opportunities for convicts, felons, drug addicts, alcoholics, and child molesters to make a painfully small amount of money performing slave labor.

I am a convicted chomo with mad warrants and I am a lazy drunk, but I gotta make a play with this new script, good thing I pretend to be a semiskilled laborer at Hire Quest.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

Bailey

A step below panhandling, a Bailey is the act of using your mental retardation and offensive oder to lure a stranger into providing you with food or cigarettes with no intention of ever paying them back. When caught performing a Bailey, one must act even more mentally challenged while stuttering incoherently like a useless moron.

I just got paid, but I'm going to pull a Bailey and wait at the counter untill someone notices how bad I smell and in sympathy, pays for my cigarettes so I can quickly get home to my obese bipolar wife.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

Pediatric twat

An overly dramatic phone addicted millennial female with the mentality of a toddler. Characteristics include brightly coloured hair, constantly streaming tears, and ill fitting clothing.

That pediatric twat Smurf is crying cause she broke up with her boyfriend for the 8th time today.

by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019

Bowfum

Used by African Americans and other street dwelling individuals, especially in the St. Lucie jail system, to refer to two people or things together. Most effectively used while shouting as loud as possible across a dormitory while others are sleeping.

Yo my nigga Pony Boy drop dimes on dem 2 Fort Pierce niggas.

Deez 2 niggas?

Yea, Bowfum niggas!

by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019

Broom Nod

Using a device primarily designed for cleaning to counter act ones lose of balance and motor skills due to fentanyl/ heroin inebriation.

I heard the Foreman caught that soul sucking junky rocking a broom nod while sweeping the floor.

by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019