O' Chungus's definitions

Luigi Syndrome

When everyone just sees you as a lesser version of that friend you always hang out with.

I have Luigi Syndrome

by O' Chungus November 19, 2023

Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.

by O' Chungus September 10, 2023

Andy Bernard

That one guy we've all known who would try way too hard to be your best friend. Andy Bernards often have anger issues as well, which, when combined with their clingy personalities, is what makes them truly unbearable.

You know that kid Sam? Yesterday he followed me to the bathroom talking about how angry he is that the girl he had a crush on didn't like him back. He's a total Andy Bernard.

by O' Chungus September 25, 2023

Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.

Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!

by O' Chungus November 26, 2022

McGyatt

When Ronald McDonalds sits on your face and you suffocate to death. Not a single recipient has ever survived this fate.

Hello, I'd like to order a McGyatt.

by O' Chungus December 11, 2023

Little Dog Syndrome

When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.

Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.

by O' Chungus February 25, 2023

Fracktail

When you are trying to preform a task on your computer, but you encounter technical problems you don't understand. Derived from the game Super Paper Mario.

I'm trying to export the video, but my computer keeps Fracktailing.

by O' Chungus March 16, 2023