Urban Dictionary: Definitions by O' Chungus

Baby Boomer

Person 1: Hey everyone, I'm person 1! That makes me more important everyone else!
Baby Boomer: exists
Person 2: Why is that boomer so small?
Person 3: Because it's a Baby Boomer.

Baby Boomer by O' Chungus January 15, 2023

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Redneckbeard

An overweight middle-aged man who lives in his mother's basement and argues with strangers online about guns and trucks and nascar.

Redneckbeard: Donald Trump is the best person in the history of the world and anyone who disagrees is Satan.
Sane Person: No shut up ur stupid.

Redneckbeard by O' Chungus January 1, 2023

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Disasterpiece

A movie that is so entertainingly bad that you can't help finding it hilarious.

Superhero Movie is a flawless disasterpiece.

Disasterpiece by O' Chungus December 19, 2022

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Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.

Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!

Johnathan by O' Chungus November 26, 2022