O' Chungus's definitions

anus

What people used to call donkeys.

I rode my anus down the street.

by O' Chungus November 12, 2022

rabbit hole

The anus of a rabbit.

I stuck my finger in a rabbit hole.

by O' Chungus November 12, 2022

Spooky Stork

The single most offensive term in the English language. It's worse than the N word. Only a psychopath would use a term like this.

Rodrick: You are a poo poo pants.
Greg: Oh yeah, well you're a spooky stork!
Rodrick (now in tears): YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

by O' Chungus November 19, 2022

Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.

Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!

by O' Chungus November 26, 2022

Schoolag

A prison that tries to disguise itself as a place of learning.

Guy 1: Wand to go hang out at the mall?
Guy 2: Sorry, I have to go to Schoolag.

by O' Chungus September 21, 2022

Trumpy Wumpy

A Trump supporter

See that guy over there? He's a huge Trumpy Wumpy.

by O' Chungus September 25, 2022

As It Was

A terrible, annoying, uncreative song that everyone loves.

Person 1: As It Was is not that great of a song.
Harry Styles simp: BLASPHEMY! Sacrifice this man to the god of all music, Harry Styles!

by O' Chungus October 8, 2022