O' Chungus's definitions

cumpiss

an instrument containing a magnetized pointer which shows the direction of magnetic north and bearings from it.

walkers should be equipped with a map and cumpiss

by O' Chungus January 8, 2024

Luigi Syndrome

When everyone just sees you as a lesser version of that friend you always hang out with.

I have Luigi Syndrome

by O' Chungus November 19, 2023

Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.

by O' Chungus September 10, 2023

Asexual

One who is not an active member of the sex fanbase.

Person 1: I hear they're planning to release Sex 2. Isn't that exciting?
Person 2: Not really. I'm asexual, to be honest.

by O' Chungus December 11, 2023

Schoolag

A prison that tries to disguise itself as a place of learning.

Guy 1: Wand to go hang out at the mall?
Guy 2: Sorry, I have to go to Schoolag.

by O' Chungus September 21, 2022

The Yeets

Modern teen slang for "cool".

Teen 1: Yo bro u wanna play fortnite and catch some dubs?
Teen 2: Totes dude, fortnite be the yeets!

by O' Chungus February 13, 2023

Andy Bernard

That one guy we've all known who would try way too hard to be your best friend. Andy Bernards often have anger issues as well, which, when combined with their clingy personalities, is what makes them truly unbearable.

You know that kid Sam? Yesterday he followed me to the bathroom talking about how angry he is that the girl he had a crush on didn't like him back. He's a total Andy Bernard.

by O' Chungus September 25, 2023