fit to be President

Usually refers to a man who lives on fast food and diet soda. This man's only physical activity is over 100 days of golfing in a year and flopping around trying to find the remote control when it falls into the couch cushions.

A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.

The doctor declared, "He only weighs 239 pounds,"

*wink, wink,

"so he is fit to be President"

by Nutzen YerMouf January 16, 2018

analitch

An affliction caused by poor hygiene, where the anal and rectal areas become inflamed and itchy.

" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018

fascist cum bucket

Anyone Donald Trump has sex with.

That porn star became a fascist cum bucket.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018

snack holes

pockets

I reached into my snack holes and pulled out a candy bar.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 07, 2018

shurps

Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.

Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 08, 2017

jopression

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

cat poop pussy

When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.

My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018